she wasn't my ex after that incident. sure she was pissed off as all hell but we broke up for other reasons

Don't you mean "pissed on"?

Ha! Really? That says more about her than you, even.

this WHOLE thread is hilarious.

i used to play in a band with a guy who peed on things while sleepwalking. he once got out of bed and peed all over his girlfriend's carpet. she was pretty upset... and scared. and another time he passed out after a party and later got up to pee all over the guys entertainment system.

suffice it to say, he probably pees in the shower, and so do i.

you know, just whenever i gotta!

A friend of mine in university was once barricaded into the common room with a number of other friends because the guys decided to play a prank. All the girls peed in a trash can and poured it out the window where the guys were taunting them below.

When I am at my parents house, I piss in the sink all the time. My room is a loft with a small bathroom, problem is that the toilet doesn't work and since I'm not home much, my parents don't wanna fork over the money to fix it. So there's just a sink in there I use to piss. No, I don't brush my teeth up there or take dumps in my sink.

Some funny pissing stories: After prom of senior year, a group of like 30 of us went to this big house and camp way back in the woods to drink. Most of us hadn't drank that much in high school, so it looked like a warzone, people dropping like flies. So eventually the only people awake are me and a few others, and we go in the house and this kid has his eyes closed, standing on a table, pissing into an open piano. Lol, I guess he thought the piano lid was a toilet lid. He was just pissing everywhere on this girl's aunt's piano.

Then this same kid was trying to hook up with my female friend one night at our buddies' apartment. It's like 3AM, everyone's dead, I'm crashed on the couch, and I hear a girl scream from upstairs. Lol, this kid was spooning with her and they fell asleep, and he pissed his pants and pissed all over her.

Same girl as the previous story... She dated this guy who went to my college and was a mutual friend. She visited one weekend and things got pretty drunk as usual and in the middle of the night he woke up, stood up, pissed on her and the bed, then climbed back into bed with her and had no idea what he had just done. Lol, this girl has bad luck with piss.

:laughing:

Not me, but I cum out the window.

i have pissed:

in the sink
in several bottles
in the shower
on my dog's head
on my friend's hand
in my pants more times than i'd like to admit in the past two years
on my friend's radiator
on my foot twice with shoes on and once bare
in an empty crisp packet
onto many bushes/trees
on a mosque

never out of the window though. and maybe once or twice in the toilet.

OH and last new years (as in 2009 into 2010) i went to visit some friends in sheffield which is further north to where i live, and it was a lot colder too, i got off the train and started walking to my friend ed's house and i needed a piss and as i was going i realised my hands were ice cold so without thinking i just put them under my piss flow to warm them up. i realised about a second later and wanted to cry.

wat

Add it to the list. Remember when you threw gravy on your ex?
You should've pissed on her instead.