I've crapped in a urinal before if that counts.

For me, it depends.
My current apartment, it takes a bit for the hot water to start flowing. When I wake up in the morning, I shower. But I do have to piss. So I kick on the water and let it warm, while I piss in the toilet...
My night showers are different though. I'm pretty hardcore at nighttime.......
I will pee on whatever gets in my way.

You're just being territorial I guess :D.
Have you ever like... peed on stuff you own. Girlfriend, car, computer?

lol I've peed on an ex of mines....it was after drunk sex and I yelled out "I own you" and commenced to pee on her

I'm not sure if that's extremely lame or extremely cool :D.
It's extreme, however.

I was drunk and you know how after sex , you usually have to pee? well I wasn't going to stumble all the way to the bathroom when they is a perfect recipient right there.

Keyword being ex-girlfriend.

Wow. I had no idea R. Kelly posted on Music Banter!

This thread needs to take the next logical step.

Who pisses out the window?

Heh. Well the practice space one of my old bands had was in on the second floor of an old factory next to some train tracks. The bathroom was pretty far away so we used to just piss out the window onto the train tracks. But that was a not a typical situation, it's not like I make a habit of pissing out of windows.