The worst is in backpacker's or hostels where there are shared bathrooms and a line of showers all connected... always go for the top shower (not the bottom one where everybody else's piss drains into...)

awesome.

Try going to military boarding school where you have to use the same gang bathroom/showers as fifty other dudes for eight months out of a year. Oh, and if you like to take showers in the morning, you'd better get there early if you want any hot water.

we're pretty conservative here

in communal showers, we bathe in swimming trunks

in swimming pools, there are cubicles and separate drain holes

none of that wading in other people's piss

There's two kinds of people in the world,

Those who say they piss in the shower, and liars.

And women, I guess. I might not piss in the shower if it would just all go down my legs.

You forgot the third type... those who sh*t in the shower. You were deployed... you know what I'm talking about.
On 3 occasions I found a turd in the showers. Once in Iraq, once in Kuwait, and once in Graff.

My friend paid extra money at a festival for the use of shower facility's and cleaner toilets. He went to the shower to be greeted by a big nasty shite. Sucked to be him.

some women can pee standing up, without getting it on their legs

i once went to a toilet near a pub and somebody crapped in the urinal

it was surreal

Eww that **** is gross! I piss in a toilet.