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View Poll Results: Do you piss in the shower?
Yes 43 43.43%
No 23 23.23%
Sometimes 22 22.22%
I pee in the sink. 2 2.02%
No, but I crap in the shower 3 3.03%
No, but I bathe in the toilet 3 3.03%
I use the shower exclusively for cleaning my anal beads 3 3.03%
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:57 AM   #251 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:03 PM   #252 (permalink)
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I should be safe for some time then?
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:25 PM   #253 (permalink)
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Only if I'm showering with somebody I don't like, like the paperboy.
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Old 03-17-2011, 11:23 AM   #254 (permalink)
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Only if I'm showering with somebody I don't like, like the paperboy.
So, you shower with just about anyone then? Well, I'm feeling kinda dirty right now.
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:14 PM   #255 (permalink)
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Another question is do you ever take a piss, and it shoots different directions, and how often? I just took a piss, and pissed all over my foot as one stream was going in the toilet, and the other decided to shoot to the right for no apparent reason. This happens to me from time to time, and it doesnt really bother me I just wonder what causes it. I mean...how much fun would it be if you could in fact learn how to piss like that on command. Writing your name with your golden stream of pee pee would be twice as fun and challenging the next time your pissing on a sidewalk..or wherever.
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:25 PM   #256 (permalink)
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Another question is do you ever take a piss, and it shoots different directions, and how often? I just took a piss, and pissed all over my foot as one stream was going in the toilet, and the other decided to shoot to the right for no apparent reason. This happens to me from time to time, and it doesnt really bother me I just wonder what causes it. I mean...how much fun would it be if you could in fact learn how to piss like that on command. Writing your name with your golden stream of pee pee would be twice as fun and challenging the next time your pissing on a sidewalk..or wherever.
You probably jacked off recently and there was still *** in the tip and that's what made it split.

There is also something that happens when you get older but it's slipping my mind atm.
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:32 PM   #257 (permalink)
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Another question is do you ever take a piss, and it shoots different directions, and how often? I just took a piss, and pissed all over my foot as one stream was going in the toilet, and the other decided to shoot to the right for no apparent reason. This happens to me from time to time, and it doesnt really bother me I just wonder what causes it. I mean...how much fun would it be if you could in fact learn how to piss like that on command. Writing your name with your golden stream of pee pee would be twice as fun and challenging the next time your pissing on a sidewalk..or wherever.
i often get pee on my pants - i've learnt to lean over the bowl slightly when i pee
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Old 06-08-2011, 07:34 AM   #258 (permalink)
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No. That's vile. D':
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Old 06-08-2011, 07:36 AM   #259 (permalink)
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i voted yes. if you mean pissing while you're taking a bath.
i think it's part of human nature.
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Old 06-08-2011, 08:48 AM   #260 (permalink)
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