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View Poll Results: Do you piss in the shower?
Yes 43 43.43%
No 23 23.23%
Sometimes 22 22.22%
I pee in the sink. 2 2.02%
No, but I crap in the shower 3 3.03%
No, but I bathe in the toilet 3 3.03%
I use the shower exclusively for cleaning my anal beads 3 3.03%
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Old 02-22-2011, 06:11 PM   #211 (permalink)
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I usually go before I take shower too. I use the time the shower takes to warm up.
But if I do need to take a pee when I'm under the shower, I don't really mind so much.
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Old 02-23-2011, 12:07 AM   #212 (permalink)
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Are you at least in the pool?
not at all time - i mean i don't whip it up and start aiming for the pool, if I'm outside the pool, I just let go in my trunks
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Old 02-23-2011, 07:55 AM   #213 (permalink)
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As a lifeguard. You repulse me.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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i did take lessons to be a lifeguard and to sit for the exam

but bringing up that huge brick from the bottom of the 20-feet deep pool turned out to be quite a chore, so I quit halfway
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Old 02-23-2011, 09:35 AM   #215 (permalink)
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not at all time - i mean i don't whip it up and start aiming for the pool, if I'm outside the pool, I just let go in my trunks
Haha... what?
So you just stand there, outside the pool, and pee in your shorts?
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^^ i drink a lot of water so the pee is clear, not canary yellow

they can't distinguish it from water I retained from being inside the pool dripping down my body
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:07 AM   #217 (permalink)
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^^ i drink a lot of water so the pee is clear, not canary yellow

they can't distinguish it from water I retained from being inside the pool dripping down my body
^Also freely shits pants whenever they get muddy.
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:14 AM   #218 (permalink)
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^Also freely shits pants whenever they get muddy.
If I ever have a pool and I fill it with chocolate, he's not comin' over.
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Old 02-23-2011, 04:52 PM   #220 (permalink)
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Man, I get the feeling this hentai **** is more real than we think...
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