Celebrity Death Bingo

Paedantic Basterd · 01-01-2011, 12:44 AM

It's the time of year for making resolutions and predictions of events to come, and what better way to ring in the new year than by cursing a celebrity to die by bingo?

Ordinarily we would start the predictions in the last week of December, but, well, I forgot, so I'll give you the first week of January to make your choices, after which predictions will close.

You may predict three celebrity deaths. Winner will be determined by A) The first person to score a three-death bingo, or B) Highest tally.

1) No fictional characters.
2) Celebrities with a known terminal illness or who are hospitalized at the time of nominations may not be selected.
3) Celebrities must pass away between January 8th, 2011 and December 31 2011.
4) Celebrities upon death row or who have been convicted of a capital crime are not eligible.

VOTING CLOSED, PREDICTIONS AS FOLLOWS.

EMG:
1) Nick Jonas
2) Joe Jonas
3) That other Jonas whose name I don't know either

Janszoon:
1) Zach Galifianakis

Lisnaholic:
1) Bob Dylan

Skaligojurah:
1) William Shatner
2) Bill Cosby
3) Keith Richards

Uglyorgan:
1) Charlie Sheen

Pedestrian:
1) Bob Barker
2) Raffi
3) Elisha Cuthbert

RVCA:
1) Obama
2) Vince Vaughn

Paloma:
1) Lindsay Lohan
2) Andy Dick
3) Chuck Berry

Dayvan:
1) Uwe Boll
2) Christopher Nolan
3) Michelle Obama

FaSho:
1) Andy Dick
2) Betty White

Kaimon:
1) Zsa Zsa Gabor
2) Kirk Douglas
3) Steven Tyler

Dirty:
1) Kim Jong Il
2) Dennis Rodman
3) Aretha Franklin

Conan:
1) Bill Cosby
2) Dick Clark
3) Chuck Berry

Stone Birds:
1) Paul McCartney
2) Lindsay Lohan
3) Nicki Minaj

Bulldog:
1) Herbert Lom
2) Clint Eastwood
3) Ross McManus

The Phantasio:
1) Dick Clark
2) Elizabeth Taylor
3) Barbara Bush

TCS:
1) Stevie Wonder

Crash Override:
1) Brett Favre

Alfred:
1) Lil Wayne
2) Brent Hinds
3) Keith Richards

Vanilla:
1) Andy Dick

Insane Guest · 01-01-2011, 03:09 AM

This is ****ed up man.

but...

Nick Jonas
Joe? Jonas
Who's the third one?

You get the point. If I'm going to curse someone it's going to be them.

**Janszoon** · 01-01-2011, 07:18 AM

Vote: Zach Galifianakis

Lisnaholic · 01-01-2011, 09:59 AM

Congratulations on thinking up such a bizarre idea !

I don`t want to be right, but every time I hear anything of Dylan I wonder how much longer he can last.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 01-01-2011, 10:02 AM

Michael Douglas, Bill Cosby, and Keith Richards

The Fascinating Turnip · 01-01-2011, 10:06 AM

Well this is excepcionally morbid...

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 01-01-2011, 10:09 AM

Damn... Micheal Douglas does have an illness... replace him with...

Will Shatner (*fingers crossed*)

DoctorSoft · 01-01-2011, 10:12 AM

Charlie Sheen.

Paedantic Basterd · 01-01-2011, 07:10 PM

My three:

Bob Barker
Raffi
Elisha Cuthbert

Bill Cosby is a great pick, but Keith Richards, if he hasn't died yet he's not gonna!

RVCA · 01-01-2011, 08:21 PM

I'd be surprised if Christopher Hitchens made it to 2012.

I wouldn't be surprised if Obama got JFK-ed

And for spontaneity: Vince Vaughn has made too many crappy movies to live much longer

edit: does esophageal cancer count as a terminal illness?

01-01-2011, 12:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Celebrity Death Bingo It's the time of year for making resolutions and predictions of events to come, and what better way to ring in the new year than by cursing a celebrity to die by bingo? Ordinarily we would start the predictions in the last week of December, but, well, I forgot, so I'll give you the first week of January to make your choices, after which predictions will close. You may predict three celebrity deaths. Winner will be determined by A) The first person to score a three-death bingo, or B) Highest tally. 1) No fictional characters. 2) Celebrities with a known terminal illness or who are hospitalized at the time of nominations may not be selected. 3) Celebrities must pass away between January 8th, 2011 and December 31 2011. 4) Celebrities upon death row or who have been convicted of a capital crime are not eligible. VOTING CLOSED, PREDICTIONS AS FOLLOWS. EMG: 1) Nick Jonas 2) Joe Jonas 3) That other Jonas whose name I don't know either Janszoon: 1) Zach Galifianakis Lisnaholic: 1) Bob Dylan Skaligojurah: 1) William Shatner 2) Bill Cosby 3) Keith Richards Uglyorgan: 1) Charlie Sheen Pedestrian: 1) Bob Barker 2) Raffi 3) Elisha Cuthbert RVCA: 1) Obama 2) Vince Vaughn Paloma: 1) Lindsay Lohan 2) Andy Dick 3) Chuck Berry Dayvan: 1) Uwe Boll 2) Christopher Nolan 3) Michelle Obama FaSho: 1) Andy Dick 2) Betty White Kaimon: 1) Zsa Zsa Gabor 2) Kirk Douglas 3) Steven Tyler Dirty: 1) Kim Jong Il 2) Dennis Rodman 3) Aretha Franklin Conan: 1) Bill Cosby 2) Dick Clark 3) Chuck Berry Stone Birds: 1) Paul McCartney 2) Lindsay Lohan 3) Nicki Minaj Bulldog: 1) Herbert Lom 2) Clint Eastwood 3) Ross McManus The Phantasio: 1) Dick Clark 2) Elizabeth Taylor 3) Barbara Bush TCS: 1) Stevie Wonder Crash Override: 1) Brett Favre Alfred: 1) Lil Wayne 2) Brent Hinds 3) Keith Richards Vanilla: 1) Andy Dick Last edited by Paedantic Basterd; 04-04-2011 at 02:35 PM.

01-01-2011, 07:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Vote: Zach Galifianakis __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

01-01-2011, 08:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
RVCA （￣ー￣） Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,270	I'd be surprised if Christopher Hitchens made it to 2012. I wouldn't be surprised if Obama got JFK-ed And for spontaneity: Vince Vaughn has made too many crappy movies to live much longer edit: does esophageal cancer count as a terminal illness? Last edited by RVCA; 01-01-2011 at 08:29 PM.

01-01-2011, 03:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	This is ****ed up man. but... Nick Jonas Joe? Jonas Who's the third one? You get the point. If I'm going to curse someone it's going to be them.

01-01-2011, 09:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Congratulations on thinking up such a bizarre idea ! I don`t want to be right, but every time I hear anything of Dylan I wonder how much longer he can last.

01-01-2011, 10:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra \/ GOD Join Date: May 2010 Location: Nowhere... Posts: 2,179	Michael Douglas, Bill Cosby, and Keith Richards

01-01-2011, 10:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
The Fascinating Turnip Moper Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 510	Well this is excepcionally morbid...

01-01-2011, 10:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra \/ GOD Join Date: May 2010 Location: Nowhere... Posts: 2,179	Damn... Micheal Douglas does have an illness... replace him with... Will Shatner (fingers crossed)

01-01-2011, 10:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	Charlie Sheen.

01-01-2011, 07:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	My three: Bob Barker Raffi Elisha Cuthbert Bill Cosby is a great pick, but Keith Richards, if he hasn't died yet he's not gonna!