Celebrity Death Bingo
 

It's the time of year for making resolutions and predictions of events to come, and what better way to ring in the new year than by cursing a celebrity to die by bingo?

Ordinarily we would start the predictions in the last week of December, but, well, I forgot, so I'll give you the first week of January to make your choices, after which predictions will close.

You may predict three celebrity deaths. Winner will be determined by A) The first person to score a three-death bingo, or B) Highest tally.

1) No fictional characters.
2) Celebrities with a known terminal illness or who are hospitalized at the time of nominations may not be selected.
3) Celebrities must pass away between January 8th, 2011 and December 31 2011.
4) Celebrities upon death row or who have been convicted of a capital crime are not eligible.


VOTING CLOSED, PREDICTIONS AS FOLLOWS.

EMG:
1) Nick Jonas
2) Joe Jonas
3) That other Jonas whose name I don't know either

Janszoon:
1) Zach Galifianakis

Lisnaholic:
1) Bob Dylan

Skaligojurah:
1) William Shatner
2) Bill Cosby
3) Keith Richards

Uglyorgan:
1) Charlie Sheen

Pedestrian:
1) Bob Barker
2) Raffi
3) Elisha Cuthbert

RVCA:
1) Obama
2) Vince Vaughn

Paloma:
1) Lindsay Lohan
2) Andy Dick
3) Chuck Berry

Dayvan:
1) Uwe Boll
2) Christopher Nolan
3) Michelle Obama

FaSho:
1) Andy Dick
2) Betty White

Kaimon:
1) Zsa Zsa Gabor
2) Kirk Douglas
3) Steven Tyler

Dirty:
1) Kim Jong Il
2) Dennis Rodman
3) Aretha Franklin

Conan:
1) Bill Cosby
2) Dick Clark
3) Chuck Berry

Stone Birds:
1) Paul McCartney
2) Lindsay Lohan
3) Nicki Minaj

Bulldog:
1) Herbert Lom
2) Clint Eastwood
3) Ross McManus

The Phantasio:
1) Dick Clark
2) Elizabeth Taylor
3) Barbara Bush

TCS:
1) Stevie Wonder

Crash Override:
1) Brett Favre

Alfred:
1) Lil Wayne
2) Brent Hinds
3) Keith Richards

Vanilla:
1) Andy Dick

This is ****ed up man.

but...

Nick Jonas
Joe? Jonas
Who's the third one?

You get the point. If I'm going to curse someone it's going to be them.

Vote: Zach Galifianakis

Congratulations on thinking up such a bizarre idea !

I don`t want to be right, but every time I hear anything of Dylan I wonder how much longer he can last.

Michael Douglas, Bill Cosby, and Keith Richards

Well this is excepcionally morbid...

Damn... Micheal Douglas does have an illness... replace him with...

Will Shatner (*fingers crossed*)

Charlie Sheen.

My three:

Bob Barker
Raffi
Elisha Cuthbert

Bill Cosby is a great pick, but Keith Richards, if he hasn't died yet he's not gonna!

I'd be surprised if Christopher Hitchens made it to 2012.

I wouldn't be surprised if Obama got JFK-ed

And for spontaneity: Vince Vaughn has made too many crappy movies to live much longer

edit: does esophageal cancer count as a terminal illness?

Lindsay Lohan
Andy ****

Uwe Boll will be trampled by a bunch of people after he decides to make Assassin's Creed or another equally amazing video game into a movie

Christopher Nolan will evaporate if he makes another good movie because he will be perfect and that would break all of the laws of physics and he will be gone.

Michelle Obama would probably have something bad happen to her.

This.

and Betty White

I switched from Betty White to Raffi. I just have a feeling about Raffi.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kirk Douglas
Steven Tyler

1) Kim Jong Il
2) Dennis Rodman
3) Aretha Franklin

Chuck Berry

Bill Cosby :(
Dick Clark (I don't think he'll see another New Year's Eve)
Chuck Berry (collapsed on stage yesterday I think)

Paul McCartney (i probably spelled the name wrong)
Lindsay Lohan
Nicki Minaj

also i don't want any of them to die, i just have a feeling it might happen

Lindsay Lohan seems too obvious to me. When it comes to the young ones, it's always out of left field.

If Andy **** dies my life will be over.

Herbert Lom
Clint Eastwood (:()
Ross McManus

- Dick Clark
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Barbara Bush

Serves him right for Million Dollar Baby and Gran Torino.
Just kiddin'
They are bad though.

I'mma say Stevie Wonder, I know he isn't that old.
But there's an outside chance.

Gran Torino isn't bad at all! I haven't seen Million Dollar Baby, but wasn't it critically acclaimed?

[2]

In other news, Brett Favre... by suicide. I'm calling it.

Formulaic Oscar bait makes a film good? :confused:
I know they did well critically, they were still bad films IMO.

Maybe my movie standards are just ridiculously low since I actually enjoy watching poor films more than good ones.

Same goes for making them, eh?

I just don't find C. Eastwood a good director, I don't like Mystric River much either.
But I haven't seen 2 of his "best films" yet, so we'll see.
I own Unforgiven, still haven't seen it.
I don't enjoy B-Movies or movies that are "so bad, they're good."
I wouldn't wish death upon the poor guy though :(

that was uncalled for, pal.

Only joking.

Pete Postlethwaite.

2 days ago.

Lil Wayne
Brent Hinds
Keith Richards

Not that I wish death on any of them (certainly not Brent Hinds).

I was saddened to hear about that. And a little ironic that his latest film he portrayed a man in his deathbed.

No one would see it coming. Not even him.

*adds to collection of GIFS*

I couldn't find the GIF I wanted, it's on my other computer.
The one with a man and wife on a couch, she tells a joke, he fake laughs along and when she turns away - he looks at her in disgust.
I improvised.

I literally made that face just now. Thanks.

Pics or it didn't happen.