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Celebrity Death Bingo
It's the time of year for making resolutions and predictions of events to come, and what better way to ring in the new year than by cursing a celebrity to die by bingo?
Ordinarily we would start the predictions in the last week of December, but, well, I forgot, so I'll give you the first week of January to make your choices, after which predictions will close. You may predict three celebrity deaths. Winner will be determined by A) The first person to score a three-death bingo, or B) Highest tally. 1) No fictional characters. 2) Celebrities with a known terminal illness or who are hospitalized at the time of nominations may not be selected. 3) Celebrities must pass away between January 8th, 2011 and December 31 2011. 4) Celebrities upon death row or who have been convicted of a capital crime are not eligible. VOTING CLOSED, PREDICTIONS AS FOLLOWS. EMG: 1) Nick Jonas 2) Joe Jonas 3) That other Jonas whose name I don't know either Janszoon: 1) Zach Galifianakis Lisnaholic: 1) Bob Dylan Skaligojurah: 1) William Shatner 2) Bill Cosby 3) Keith Richards Uglyorgan: 1) Charlie Sheen Pedestrian: 1) Bob Barker 2) Raffi 3) Elisha Cuthbert RVCA: 1) Obama 2) Vince Vaughn Paloma: 1) Lindsay Lohan 2) Andy Dick 3) Chuck Berry Dayvan: 1) Uwe Boll 2) Christopher Nolan 3) Michelle Obama FaSho: 1) Andy Dick 2) Betty White Kaimon: 1) Zsa Zsa Gabor 2) Kirk Douglas 3) Steven Tyler Dirty: 1) Kim Jong Il 2) Dennis Rodman 3) Aretha Franklin Conan: 1) Bill Cosby 2) Dick Clark 3) Chuck Berry Stone Birds: 1) Paul McCartney 2) Lindsay Lohan 3) Nicki Minaj Bulldog: 1) Herbert Lom 2) Clint Eastwood 3) Ross McManus The Phantasio: 1) Dick Clark 2) Elizabeth Taylor 3) Barbara Bush TCS: 1) Stevie Wonder Crash Override: 1) Brett Favre Alfred: 1) Lil Wayne 2) Brent Hinds 3) Keith Richards Vanilla: 1) Andy Dick |
This is ****ed up man.
but... Nick Jonas Joe? Jonas Who's the third one? You get the point. If I'm going to curse someone it's going to be them. |
Vote: Zach Galifianakis
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Congratulations on thinking up such a bizarre idea !
I don`t want to be right, but every time I hear anything of Dylan I wonder how much longer he can last. |
Michael Douglas, Bill Cosby, and Keith Richards
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Well this is excepcionally morbid...
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Damn... Micheal Douglas does have an illness... replace him with...
Will Shatner (*fingers crossed*) |
Charlie Sheen.
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My three:
Bob Barker Raffi Elisha Cuthbert Bill Cosby is a great pick, but Keith Richards, if he hasn't died yet he's not gonna! |
I'd be surprised if Christopher Hitchens made it to 2012.
I wouldn't be surprised if Obama got JFK-ed And for spontaneity: Vince Vaughn has made too many crappy movies to live much longer edit: does esophageal cancer count as a terminal illness? |
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