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View Poll Results: What is your sexual orientation?
I'm a guy who likes girls 104 50.98%
I'm a guy who likes guys 11 5.39%
I'm a girl who likes guys 26 12.75%
I'm a girl who likes girls 4 1.96%
I'm a guy who likes guys and girls 14 6.86%
I'm a girl who likes guys and girls 18 8.82%
I haven't figured out what I like yet... 3 1.47%
I'm asexual 4 1.96%
I'm an ostrich who likes badgers 20 9.80%
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Old 06-18-2011, 11:23 AM   #481 (permalink)
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I think it's a rather silly stereotype, to be honest.
is this your way of saying that you are pretty good at dancing?
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is this your way of saying that you are pretty good at dancing?





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just saying, clitorises do get erect when we're aroused, that's what a lady boner is.

Clitoris = homologous to the penis. THE MOAR U KNO
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I'm just curious, but I have a preference for girls with short hair and small chests so does this make me bisexual? I love tomboys and for a bunch of reasons. I think women who wear makeup all of the time look awful and it makes me sad that they would hide their natural beauty. I know a few tomboys who wear makeup and some who don't wear makeup, but it seems like there are more guyish girls who don't wear makeup than ordinary girls. Another thing I like is the fact that of the tomboys I've known, most of them have had secret girly quirks and worries and I find that adorable. I also found out that the maker of one of my guitar effect pedals is transsexual, and I found her to be rather attractive. When I found out I didn't cringe or feel sick. Hell, I wouldn't mind going out on a date with her even after I found out.
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I'm just curious, but I have a preference for girls with short hair and small chests so does this make me bisexual? I love tomboys and for a bunch of reasons. I think women who wear makeup all of the time look awful and it makes me sad that they would hide their natural beauty. I know a few tomboys who wear makeup and some who don't wear makeup, but it seems like there are more guyish girls who don't wear makeup than ordinary girls. Another thing I like is the fact that of the tomboys I've known, most of them have had secret girly quirks and worries and I find that adorable. I also found out that the maker of one of my guitar effect pedals is transsexual, and I found her to be rather attractive. When I found out I didn't cringe or feel sick. Hell, I wouldn't mind going out on a date with her even after I found out.
I think the whole gay/straight/bi thing is mainly just something for people on either side of the fence who are trying to differentiate between "Us" and "Them". I say you shouldn't worry so much about it. Not that you're worrying about it, but it just doesn't matter. If you wanna fuck the trannie, don't sit around and worry about whether it's a guy or a chick or mu, just go hit that. It's all just a mess on the carpet in the end anyway.
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I'm just curious, but I have a preference for girls with short hair and small chests so does this make me bisexual? I love tomboys and for a bunch of reasons. I think women who wear makeup all of the time look awful and it makes me sad that they would hide their natural beauty. I know a few tomboys who wear makeup and some who don't wear makeup, but it seems like there are more guyish girls who don't wear makeup than ordinary girls. Another thing I like is the fact that of the tomboys I've known, most of them have had secret girly quirks and worries and I find that adorable. I also found out that the maker of one of my guitar effect pedals is transsexual, and I found her to be rather attractive. When I found out I didn't cringe or feel sick. Hell, I wouldn't mind going out on a date with her even after I found out.
do you mean a pre-op tranny or a post-op one?
either way, don't feel bad about it. sexuality is a gift from God and you can go make love with anyone, be it a man, woman, gay, lesbian, for as long as it is a human.
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do you mean a pre-op tranny or a post-op one?
either way, don't feel bad about it. sexuality is a gift from God and you can go make love with anyone, be it a man, woman, gay, lesbian, for as long as it is a human.
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What if his dog really likes peanut butter?
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What if his dog really likes peanut butter?
i don't understand the metaphor but if you meant having sex with a dog, no, that's a big no no.
humans are meant for humans, sexually. not to animals.
it's gross and you might get rabbis.
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