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View Poll Results: What is your sexual orientation?
I'm a guy who likes girls 104 50.98%
I'm a guy who likes guys 11 5.39%
I'm a girl who likes guys 26 12.75%
I'm a girl who likes girls 4 1.96%
I'm a guy who likes guys and girls 14 6.86%
I'm a girl who likes guys and girls 18 8.82%
I haven't figured out what I like yet... 3 1.47%
I'm asexual 4 1.96%
I'm an ostrich who likes badgers 20 9.80%
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:42 PM   #211 (permalink)
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i'm mostly hetero but strangely, I go really bi when I'm not getting enough straight sex
How is that strange? That's been going on among prisoners and sailors forever.
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:43 PM   #212 (permalink)
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I have some roofies if I need to use em.

All joking around I am a guy who likes women.
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:40 AM   #213 (permalink)
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That wasn't funny because it had nothing to do with sexual orientation.
And because that's gross.
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:44 AM   #214 (permalink)
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I have some roofies if I need to use em.

All joking around I am a guy who likes women.
you keep digging yourself deeper. First women that don't talk and then a date rape joke you are buried so far under your own grave that I can barely see you....I can't even reach out a hand to save you.
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Old 02-02-2011, 03:16 AM   #215 (permalink)
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That wasn't funny because it had nothing to do with sexual orientation.
And because that's gross.
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you keep digging yourself deeper. First women that don't talk and then a date rape joke you are buried so far under your own grave that I can barely see you....I can't even reach out a hand to save you.
I really could care less quite honestly. If people are going to take both comments seriously they have some major issues.
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Old 02-02-2011, 04:44 AM   #216 (permalink)
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yeah but date rape jokes are kind of iffy, just like holocaust jokes and even sometimes dead baby jokes. they don't always go over very well.
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Old 02-02-2011, 04:57 AM   #217 (permalink)
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yeah but date rape jokes are kind of iffy, just like holocaust jokes and even sometimes dead baby jokes. they don't always go over very well.
Damn there goes most of my posts.

Like I said before though all joking aside I am a guy who loves women. They do drive me insane though sometimes. I'll never figure them out.
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Old 02-02-2011, 04:58 AM   #218 (permalink)
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I don't think we are meant to figure them out. From wanting us to be mind readers to constantly changing their minds/moods. They can't even figure out themselves.
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:09 PM   #219 (permalink)
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I'm an ostrich who's badgerexual.

I don't know, there's just something about them. The way they eat insects, the way they dance....Oh yeah.

I'm hot now. I need to shower.
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Old 02-05-2011, 01:52 AM   #220 (permalink)
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Guy who likes girls. I am sooooo not gay. Seriously! I'm NOT!

What percentage of people are asexual?
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