Random Wars
 

Any votes not explaining their reasoning will be expunged from the records.

Greenland because Santa lives there and Spatula's have no famous figures currently living there.
Greenland 1
Spatula 0

Spatula, far more useful.

Spatula 1
Greenland 1

Greenland, for its ironic hipster name.

Spatula 1
Greenland 2

spatula, because i like spongebob

Spatula cause it's cooler

I dunno it's currently freezing in Constable Pynt, Greenland right now, so I'm going to have to go with Greenland on this.

Greenland - 3
Spatula - 3

Spatula because Greenland isn't very useful disciplining children.

Greenland - 3
Spatula - 4

greenland - 4
spatula - 4

I want to live somewheres cold when I grow up so greenland's a no brainer.

Greenland is disqualified for mostly being white. The spatula wins.

Next up..

Cast of Fame because art schools are really like that.

Janszoon, because the cast of Fame can't ban me.

Janszoon: 1
cast of fame: 1

Cast of fame 2
Jans 1

Because the shirt Janszoon is wearing in that picture is terrible.

Edit: After storymilo's insight, my vote is under review.

Cast of Fame because they're 4 letters off from being the Cast of Mash.

Janszoon: 1
cast of fame: 3

I have never denied that fact. Does that change your vote?

My vote is for me. I went to art school and therefore have all the same things going for me as the cast of Fame, plus I'm me and they aren't me. So that's an extra point.

Janszoon: 2
cast of fame: 3

My vote is under review, however I feel I'm going to be sticking with it. It really is an awful shirt.

Just for the record: it was a gift from my mother. So I've felt obligated to wear it from time to time.

You're pulling on my heartstrings to change that vote!

I went to Spain last year, most pics I've posted of myself on here were from the Spain holiday. I told my mum and sister to go shopping for me and get me some flamboyant shorts and summery t-shirts, they sure did what they were told... and some.

Going away early next year, I'm gonna do my own shopping this time.

Cast of Fame, only because I performed in it at school.

Janszoon 2
Cast of Fame 4

Janszoon because that What Have You Learned About Janszoon's Music Taste thread was all kinds of awesome. And I wasn't round for Fame and I watched the remake and it blew chunks.
Jaszoon 3
Cast of Fame 4

Janszoon, cause i've never seen that movie

Janszoon, because his facial hair is so much cooler than anyone's in the Fame cast.

Janszoon 5
Cast of Fame 4

Yeah, Janszoon wins this one for me too.

Janszoon 6
Cast of Fame 4

That made me really grossed out for some reason. It made me think of chunky vomit. :(

Janszoon wins
Next up..

a bowl of noodles tastes better. Stalin just tastes like sweaters.
Noodles - 1
Stalin - 0

I always hd a soft spot for Stalin, definetly the best of the big dictators.
Stalin 1
Noodles 1

Stalin for that perfect-looking mustache, puts all other mustache-sporting dictators to shame.

Stalin 2
Noodles 1

Stalin, that moustache is divine.

Stalin 3
Bowl of Noodles 1

Bowl of noodles because it costs 11 cents to make and a dollar to sell at a corner stand. THAT is a huge profit margin for something you're selling for a buck.

Stalin 3
Bowl of Noodles 2

Stalin. Because Russia can take anyone.

Stalin 4
Bowl of Noodles 2

Noodles. Stalin gave atheists everywhere a bad name. *shakes fist* http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/angry/smiley.gif

Stalin 4
Noodles 3

noodles cause I fucking love Maruchan chicken.

Noodles: 4
Stalin: 4

I vote noodles. They taste better and aren't responsible for killing millions of people.

Noodles: 5
Stalin: 4

I thought it would never end.

Cat's arse. More useful and even smells better.

Church of Scientology: 0
Cat's Arse: 1

Cats arse. Talks more sense than any Scientology nutjobs.

Church of Scientology: 0
Cat's Arse: 2

I almost feel like picking scientology just to be an ass. But I won't.

Cat's Arse: 3
Scientology: 0

scientology has Beck, Cat's Arse doesn't.
Scientology 1
Cat's Arse 3

That's not a good thing, man. I'm constantly trying to forget Beck is a scientologist.

So far, I've convinced myself it is a big joke and he just wants to mess with their heads.