Random Wars
 

Any votes not explaining their reasoning will be expunged from the records.

Greenland because Santa lives there and Spatula's have no famous figures currently living there.
Greenland 1
Spatula 0

Spatula, far more useful.

Spatula 1
Greenland 1

Greenland, for its ironic hipster name.

Spatula 1
Greenland 2

spatula, because i like spongebob

Spatula cause it's cooler

I dunno it's currently freezing in Constable Pynt, Greenland right now, so I'm going to have to go with Greenland on this.

Greenland - 3
Spatula - 3

Spatula because Greenland isn't very useful disciplining children.

Greenland - 3
Spatula - 4

greenland - 4
spatula - 4

I want to live somewheres cold when I grow up so greenland's a no brainer.

Greenland is disqualified for mostly being white. The spatula wins.

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