Stalin. Because Russia can take anyone.

Stalin 4
Bowl of Noodles 2

Noodles. Stalin gave atheists everywhere a bad name. *shakes fist* http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/angry/smiley.gif

Stalin 4
Noodles 3

noodles cause I fucking love Maruchan chicken.

Noodles: 4
Stalin: 4

I vote noodles. They taste better and aren't responsible for killing millions of people.

Noodles: 5
Stalin: 4

I thought it would never end.

Cat's arse. More useful and even smells better.

Church of Scientology: 0
Cat's Arse: 1

Cats arse. Talks more sense than any Scientology nutjobs.

Church of Scientology: 0
Cat's Arse: 2

I almost feel like picking scientology just to be an ass. But I won't.

Cat's Arse: 3
Scientology: 0

scientology has Beck, Cat's Arse doesn't.
Scientology 1
Cat's Arse 3

That's not a good thing, man. I'm constantly trying to forget Beck is a scientologist.

So far, I've convinced myself it is a big joke and he just wants to mess with their heads.