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09-25-2010, 04:26 PM | #1 (permalink) |
FakingSuicideForApplause
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Over 1000 Terms for Male Masturbation... What's yours?
So, apparently, someone had a lot of time on their hands... ...And made this list. "Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should)" is pretty awesome, so which term gets your attention?
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09-25-2010, 05:20 PM | #3 (permalink) | |
Seemingly Silenced
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"Go down to zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork" FTW.
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09-25-2010, 05:21 PM | #4 (permalink) |
FakingSuicideForApplause
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Five-fingered humpty hump love pump
Fuck yeah Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon using rapid linear motion
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09-25-2010, 06:18 PM | #6 (permalink) | ||
Alternatively Alternative
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i always thought drain the lizard meant he had to pee. whoops.
my #1 phrase would have to be... Hitchhike to heaven although answer the bone-a-phone would probly be 2nd or 3rd.
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10-01-2010, 07:37 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
Phuck Yer Thoughts Cult
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Location: Austin & Amsterdam
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859 and 860 are the same thing, "Stroke the Salami."
I lol'ed at "Jizturbation."
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10-01-2010, 08:19 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Killed Laura Palmer
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Ashland, KY
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I thought "Vote Republican" was an entertaining euphemism. Also: If someone actually ever says they're doing the "Five-fingered humpty hump love pump", they deserve to have to masturbate in lieu of actual sex.
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