Never had braces in my entire life.

The person below me has had surgery before?

A few times.

The person below me drives a nice car.

Hehe, No.

The Person Below me has gotten so drunk they passed out

At least once before in my life.

The person below me has never tried drugs.

Never even tried a cigarette.

The person below me knows the macarena dance?

Sadly, yes.

The person below likes to go skinny dipping.

no, i'm a dude. and that sounds wrong.

the person below me still goes to school.

Yes. 11th grade.

The person below me is in/wants to go to College?

In university. 3rd year starting on Tuesday :)

The person below has a post-secondary diploma or degree.

Nope.
The person below me is interested in politics?