Haha, nope.

The person below me has/had braces.

Yup. For a full year.

The person below me has had an embarrassing moment with vegetables sticking in his/her teeth.

I do not. Toothpicks FTW.

The person below me has a cool design on their underwear

Squares are the best, there is no other cool design.

The person below me has strange feet.

Yes, unfortunately, my feet are not one of my more attractive attributes.

The person below has never flown in a plane.

nah, i've been flying since i was six years young.

the person below me has never been to a fine dining restaurant.

That's not true, I have plenty of times.

The person below me steals music.

False. Last year a group of us would win trivia every Wednesday and Thursay at two local bars (Free food!!). I think I only answered maybe 1 question the entire semester. We had two trivia studs on our teams. I just sat back and enjoyed the brew.

The person below me has their head propped up by their left hand right now.

damn you're good.

The person below me has listened to Jaydiohead

I have, quite impressive.

The person below me likes reading.