no :D

person below me spend too much time on talking

No, I'm not much of a talker, I keep things short, and when conversations get too long I tend to find ways to end it soon.

The person below me sleeps nude.

Nope.

The person below me is female?

Oh yes she is :D

The person below me cross-dresses ^^

Only in private.

The person below me shaves their genitalia.

Not shave, but trim.

The person below me touches themselves in front of the mirror.

No, no I don't.
Who would do this?
I had a dream the other night I casually masturbated in a room full of people. I think my family were present. Lulz, WTF?

The person below me thinks you can fix things with exes, given time?

Sure.

The person below me spent a shitty Halloween weekend?

eh, not so ****ty, got a free pizza, but I didn't do much, that's for sure.

The person below me has upon reading this discovered that the gap between their toes is now starting to itch...

My ass is starting to itch...does that count?

The person below me is now imagining me scratching my ass.