Falsehood. Au naturale.

He or she flushes toilets with their feet.

Sometimes, in public restrooms. Who wants to touch that handle?

The person below me has eaten a booger in the past year.

No, I'm not a f*cking retard.

The person below me is a f*cking retard?

Only if u want me 2 be x

The person below me has big feet?

Yes. Size 13 Timberlands. And you know what they say about people with big feet!

... big socks


The person below me has had interracial sex

Are your feet made by Timberland?

And yes I have.

The person below me has been to a music festival.

eh, Warped Tour a few times if that counts. Still wishing to go to Rock the Bells very badly. And yes, Timberland manufactures my feet.

the person below me has done cocaine

Yes, and I liked it way more than I'm really comfortable with.

The person below me has seen a 3D film in theatres.

That counts yeah.

And I have done cocaine on one occasion, not something I often like to admit but I've definitely seen worse things posted on here haha.

edit - damn. Yeah I have seen a 3D movie in cinemas, about 4/5 actually. They're majorly underwhelming.

The person below me would give head for bread.

Yup... =] ...No, not really xD

The person below me is a teenager?