Nope, my birthday's in May! Happy birthday BTW :)

The person below me is going to a party sometime this weekend.

I'm not, I can't f*cking stand the things.
Parties usually consist of standing around, getting drunk, listening to shit music, surrounded by shit people, talking about unimportant bollocks while, let's face it - thinking about shagging the nearest bird. Parties are shit.

The person below me enjoys parties?

yesss I do!!! ^^

the person below me likes smoking nargile :P

I like the parties I go to. As in, house parties, because I get to gather with people I love, listen to music I love because most of my friends have similar taste to me, and I get to drink copious amounts of Jagermeister.

Generic parties in social clubs listening to the Grease megamix is an absolute no go.

edit - LAME, didn't see your reply. And nargile is okay (I assume this is another term for a shisha pipe?). I like strawberry flavour.

The person below me has curly hair?

Nah, I wish I did though. My hair is as straight as a pin.

The person below me has a lot of work to do.

Oh yeah.

The person below me owns a guitar.

I do not.

The person below me's ass itches.

not anymore.

the person below me likes potluck dinners. but often forgets to bring something.

has a great avatar pic :D

False. Everything I tried to choose was too big so i ended up with a tiny mic.

The person below me has dyed or highlighted hair