Yarp.

The person below me is double jointed somehow.

unfortunately no, but my little bro is.

the person below me is a Battles fan?

Yeah they're not bad.

The person below me wishes they could pry themselves away from the internet and do something more interesting with their life.

Bloody oath yes! How did you know?

The person below me wishes they had a banana phone.

bring bring bring bring bring bring bring, BANANAPHONE.
Hell yeah I do.
The person below me hates The X Factor.

X Factor <33333333333333333

the person below me likes Die Antwoord (or feels something about them besides revulsion. curiosity maybe)

Curiosity, yeah. I don't know that I could say I like them in that I don't think I'd wanna listen to their album, but I'm definitely intrigued.

The person below me prefers tea to coffee.

oh yes especially green tea >.<

the person below me has been to at least 10 concerts

hmmm i lost count, but its right around 10. more if you count things like warped tour.

the person below me has a tattoo

Yes, I do.

The person below me is feeling a little hot right now.