no but i'm thinking i don't want to know

the person below me has seen Across the Universe

Yes, and I love it.

The person below me has blonde hair.

Nope.

The person below me has black hair.

nope. I'm a ginger

The person below me actually enjoys Selena Gomez.

I have no idea who Selena Gomez is so I guess not.

The person below me is unsure whether they are coming or going.

Well definitely not coming at the moment, so I guess it'd have to be going.

The person below me likes Chai tea (also, is it really that much of a feminine drink? Cause I love that stuff and it's a major point of ridicule.)

I love it and wouldn't consider it especially feminine.

The person below me uses public transit regularly.

Sure do. Though I've had to drive a lot more lately unfortunately.

The person below me is a secret Ricky Martin fan.

Most definitely not, although the name does remind me of the '90s and get me a bit nostalgic.

The person below me is of legal drinking age in her/his country.

Their is no legal drinking age in Canada(JK). But no I'm not.

The person below me has seen their favourite band live.