Yes, the gobshite little tosser.

The person below me is Glastonelle?

Yes, I am.

The person below me is cold right now.

I'm not that cold right now but I was walking to work before. And my room was like an icebox this morning.

The person below me is a sexb0mb xx

I am. BOOM!

The person below me would masturbate to a picture of their own mother from her youth, if they absolutely had to and she was hot a few years ago?

What the hell kind of circumstances would you have to be in to resort to wanking to your own mother? But no, I just don't think I could do it, maybe someone elses mom...

The person below me is unemployed.

Technically, yes, but everyday I'm hustlin'

The person below me is drug free...

I am indeed. Unless you include caffeine of course.

The person below me is from the UK.

USA! USA! USA!

I know, we hate that chant as much as you do, believe me.

The person below me has/is willing to have sex for money.

Hell yeah


The person below me has listened to Dillinger.

...Escape Plan, yes, I have.

The person below me has not showered today.