I would love to have some pennies... if only I knew how to do the soft shoe shuffle.

The person below me likes grindcore.

Yes, who doesn't.

The person below me has microwaved something in foil already and knows the outcome and lived to tell the tale.

I have to answer this because I have totally done that! But it was one of those bags with the foil inside to keep potato wedges hot and so I didn't realize it was foil. I lit the 6th grade microwave on fire! hahaha

The person below me likes to be barefoot and/or naked.

I had to ask because... I did it recently, and well, let's just put it this way, I'm not in the sixth grade ;) haha

I hate wearing shoes but I don't mind clothes that much, except when I'm bathing.

The person below me has gotten off on phone sex already.

Of course not! But I had a good friend that did it with every single girlfriend he had.. because they were all long distance. I had many o' good laughing times funhappy at his expense.

The person below me has never blown air into a straw in the bottom of a coffee can with flour and a candle, but now wants to know what the hell happens when you do.

NO I HAVEN'T and now I won't sleep. What happens?

Person below me also demands an answer.

Different method, same result. Just get a big folgers coffee can, make a hole at the bottom (big enough to fit a straw through), pour a good bit of flour in it (make sure to cover the end of the straw that's sticking into the can), and then in on the other side of the can put a lit candle. Make sure your head isn't over the opening of the can, and then blow!

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You have to say something about the person below you!

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Usually not, but sometimes.

The person below me likes the way I just continued the game.