I have not, fact.

The person below me would rather me steer the game away from food.

Yes please

The person below me has spent a fortune on textbooks for school

False, for I've not gone to school.


The person below is bitching about homework.

Yeah I'm really behind now because I was sick.

The person below me has gone skiing.

yeah, only once though, snowboarding is way cooler.

the person below me should give me all their money.

this person can offer you 5 dollars and a pat on the back

the person above/below me is extremely ticklish

Ridiculously so

the person below me manscapes (or if it's a girl, the female equiv)

Yeah I trim them really short if that counts.

The person below me is married.

You bet I'm not.

The person below me is undeniably amazing

Mm, sadly I must deny that.


The person below would do the soft shoe shuffle for pennies.