Wine taste like nailpolish remover.
The person below me has been a round hole trying to shove themselves into a square peg.

you betcha!

the person below me thinks i have terrible taste in music

You said you like Jesse McCartney and The Fray, so yes.

The Person below me has gotten a broken nose.

nope! WOO, GO ME!

the person below hates Three Days Grace

Yeah

The person below me thinks emostreetguitar8934895893489389wh9t8h349889393 is ruining this game.

yep, and its just to annoy the **** outta you.

the person below wants me to shoot myself

I have no idea what the hell that sentence even means but presumably the answer would be no.

The person below me had some really bad gas today.

I went to the petrol station, and the person serving clearly had special needs, so I was overly nice and pleasant but he was really rude. :( that was a case of bad gas.

The person below me's favourite drink is Coca Cola? If not, it fucking should be.

http://www.gogaminggiant.com/wp-cont...9/05/pepsi.jpg

person below me dislikes reality tv as much as I do (a lot).

Yep.

Person below me can do a backflip on a trampoline.