I have faith that somewhere, there's a brothel that has a light that never goes out.

EDIT: Too late, that image is mildly arousing.

The person below me has ambitions of maybe one day living in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine?

Only if there's free booze.

The person below me is at work

Nope unemployed ...sigh...

The person below me is currently drunk.

Nope, not drunk. Probably will be in a few hours though.

The person below me needs to trim their toenails.

I just did

the person below me prefers cats

Dogs all the way.

The person below me has a blackberry.

Nope, it's a Blackjack

Person below me hates handys

I don't know what that means but if it means "handjobs" then no I don't hate them... i just don't see the point of them. I mean... I have a vagina... why can't i give you pleasure that also gives me pleasure?

blowjobs on the other hand... I totally get.

the person below me is a virgin.

Yes, and I'll probably be a hopeless virgin for the rest of my life due to my un-prettiness and slightly appalling train-track face. Guys in my class prefer big breasts and long hair. Unfortunately, I can't keep up my appearance too look like the mini hookers in my class.

the person below me owns a PS3

Xbox all the way.

The person below me prefers winter over summer?