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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I am doing thread vomit right now, but this is geniune question of mine that I have: do you think penises are ugly?

I personally think they are fantastic, an art piece so to speak. The veins are so abstract.

I apologise if you find this thread offensive, but maybe you need to revisit biology and be able to not blush at the word penis.
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Not generally, but some schlongs certainly are!

Overweight people with tiny ding dongs - when a tiny wiener is being swallowed up by a fleshy fat pad, that's not very nice.

What do you girls/gays think about veiny versus smooth wangs?
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Old 08-05-2010, 07:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I think they're okay looking. The real question is... are vaginas ugly? I'd love to hear the opinions on that one.

and, I like smoother better. A vein or two in there is nice, but veins everywhere freak me the **** out.
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I reckon so. Not just because I'm straight and therefore aren't attracted to them, but I've just never been able to comprehend the appeal. I feel the same way about vaginas though.

Vaginas just look like a ham sandwich which has been stepped on.
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Vaginas just look like a ham sandwich which has been stepped on.


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Nah. I like the creamy center.

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Nah. I like the creamy center.

Son of a bitch you beat me to it! Now I have to actually reply to the intended question...

Hmm... are ding dongs ugly? I don't really know to be honest. I don't really think mine is ugly, maybe average, I mean probably not going to be featured in Times "Penis of the Year" or anything. What about other guys? I guess some of the ones I see in porn are good looking, but I mean they're suppose to be, even porn has standards.

So to answer the question, no I don't think ding dongs are ugly.
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A lesbian friend of mine once told me that ding dongs look like "a failed experiment". I always thought that was a pretty funny description.
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good thread.
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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A lesbian friend of mine once told me that ding dongs look like "a failed experiment". I always thought that was a pretty funny description.
What the **** does she do in her lab?
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