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08-05-2010, 06:39 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW)
I am doing thread vomit right now, but this is geniune question of mine that I have: do you think penises are ugly?
I personally think they are fantastic, an art piece so to speak. The veins are so abstract. I apologise if you find this thread offensive, but maybe you need to revisit biology and be able to not blush at the word penis.
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08-05-2010, 06:55 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Juicious Maximus III
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Not generally, but some schlongs certainly are!
Overweight people with tiny ding dongs - when a tiny wiener is being swallowed up by a fleshy fat pad, that's not very nice. What do you girls/gays think about veiny versus smooth wangs?
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08-05-2010, 07:03 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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I think they're okay looking. The real question is... are vaginas ugly? I'd love to hear the opinions on that one.
and, I like smoother better. A vein or two in there is nice, but veins everywhere freak me the **** out.
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08-05-2010, 07:05 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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I reckon so. Not just because I'm straight and therefore aren't attracted to them, but I've just never been able to comprehend the appeal. I feel the same way about vaginas though.
Vaginas just look like a ham sandwich which has been stepped on. |
08-05-2010, 01:00 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Son of a bitch you beat me to it! Now I have to actually reply to the intended question...
Hmm... are ding dongs ugly? I don't really know to be honest. I don't really think mine is ugly, maybe average, I mean probably not going to be featured in Times "Penis of the Year" or anything. What about other guys? I guess some of the ones I see in porn are good looking, but I mean they're suppose to be, even porn has standards. So to answer the question, no I don't think ding dongs are ugly. |
08-05-2010, 02:14 PM | #10 (permalink) |
killedmyraindog
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What the **** does she do in her lab?
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