Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW)
 

I am doing thread vomit right now, but this is geniune question of mine that I have: do you think penises are ugly?

I personally think they are fantastic, an art piece so to speak. The veins are so abstract.

I apologise if you find this thread offensive, but maybe you need to revisit biology and be able to not blush at the word penis.

Not generally, but some schlongs certainly are!

Overweight people with tiny ding dongs - when a tiny wiener is being swallowed up by a fleshy fat pad, that's not very nice.

What do you girls/gays think about veiny versus smooth wangs?

I think they're okay looking. The real question is... are vaginas ugly? I'd love to hear the opinions on that one.

and, I like smoother better. A vein or two in there is nice, but veins everywhere freak me the **** out.

I reckon so. Not just because I'm straight and therefore aren't attracted to them, but I've just never been able to comprehend the appeal. I feel the same way about vaginas though.

Vaginas just look like a ham sandwich which has been stepped on.

:laughing:

Gold.

Nah. I like the creamy center.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vBiL4nSwNB...dongs_300w.jpg

Son of a bitch you beat me to it! Now I have to actually reply to the intended question...

Hmm... are ding dongs ugly? I don't really know to be honest. I don't really think mine is ugly, maybe average, I mean probably not going to be featured in Times "Penis of the Year" or anything. What about other guys? I guess some of the ones I see in porn are good looking, but I mean they're suppose to be, even porn has standards.

So to answer the question, no I don't think ding dongs are ugly.

A lesbian friend of mine once told me that ding dongs look like "a failed experiment". I always thought that was a pretty funny description.

good thread.

What the **** does she do in her lab?