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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why in God's name is it SO RED?
Yes, that's not normal.

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Proving the penis artistic value (one more time):

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Old 08-11-2010, 05:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha ha! That was clever...and reminds me why I'm leary of going swimming in public swimming pools. Bathing in the body fluids of others...eechhh.

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That's really quite a stunning chandelier, Zaqarbal. It reminds me of a show I wanted to see the last time I was in London, because I was sure it would have been amusing and memorable:

Puppetry of the Penis:

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The theatrical contortion of the male genitalia (penis, scrotum, and testicles) into various positions along with comedic narration has since spread internationally. It is humorously called "**** Trick" or "genital origami," referring to the flexibility of the human penis, testicles and scrotum.

Due to the overwhelming success of the show the business was was expanded to cater for private parties delighting hen's nights around Australia.
"Hen's nights!" I'd never heard of such a thing. I suspect The Penis is the human body part that has gained the most laughs throughout human history. The first stand-up comedian!
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