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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 08-09-2010, 04:58 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Comparing the aesthetics of the human penis to that of the dog's is perhaps a bit unfair to the dogs. They are not our closest relatives and don't have sex the same way, so a more fair comparison may be to that of the bonobo.
Wait. I thought dogs pretty much have sex like humans do. ??

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Reproduction and sex in dogs and cats

The Tie: Unlike cat sex, which is a wham bam deal, dogs take their time, and once a male successfully penetrates the female (in an inexperienced male this may take some time or even some guidence from a human) there is a bulbous gland at the base of the penis that swells locking it into the vagina. To get more comfortable, the male will usually do a little dance step over the rump of the female and end up facing away from her...this is called the "tie" and naturally lasts about 3-20 minutes. Both the male and female will often have a very special look on their faces.
They don't call it "doggy style" for nothing!
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