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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:50 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Penises are fantastic. I honestly don't understand how anyone could think they were ugly.
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Old 08-05-2010, 07:01 PM   #32 (permalink)
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they're even in our children's videogames



this one has arms and likes to dance
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:05 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm not attracted to penises, but I do like to hang out with mine. (or hang mine out, or what have you)
I don't think they're pretty or anything.
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:09 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I'm not attracted to penises, but I do like to hang out with mine. (or hang mine out, or what have you)
I don't think they're pretty or anything.
Hang out with yer' wang out?
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:15 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Chill out with your dill out.

But yea, personally, I don't think penises look all that great. I don't really stare at mine in awe and get inspired to paint a portrait or anything. I like my dick, but it's not for any kind of aesthetic reason.
Do I think it's ugly? I dunno... not in comparison with anyone else's dick or anything, but I'm a guy and aside from knowing that it serves a purpose, I have no other comments to it. It's like asking if I think my middle finger looks good. Does it have to? No. And it still does the job.
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:16 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Hang out with yer' wang out?
you know, you try to have a classy conversation and Satchmo comes in here with that street jive and ruins it for everyone.
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:16 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Rock out with your cock out!

Yeah, I suppose they are ugly. But so are wannies. So meh, which one is more unattractive? A pipe or an axe wound...
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:17 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Jam out with your clam out?

Edit: Just tryin' to be equal opportunity, and such.
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:23 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Hang out with yer' wang out?
You know it, my good sir.
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:28 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Satch, and big3. Your pics. They're awfully wide.
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