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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes		5	13.89%
No		25	69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude.		6	16.67%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

Scarlett O\'Hara Are Ding Dongs That Ugly?... 08-05-2010, 05:39 AM

Guybrush Not generally, but some... 08-05-2010, 05:55 AM

bannister I think they're okay looking.... 08-05-2010, 06:03 AM

Sansa Stark this I love penises... 08-05-2010, 01:32 PM

downwardspiral I reckon so. Not just because... 08-05-2010, 06:05 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara :laughing: Gold. 08-05-2010, 06:08 AM

hissundaygirl09. hmmm it depends 08-05-2010, 09:56 PM

Janszoon Nah. I like the creamy... 08-05-2010, 06:21 AM

LoathsomePete Son of a bitch you beat me to... 08-05-2010, 12:00 PM

Kirby I know a girl who's nickname... 08-10-2010, 07:58 AM

Janszoon A lesbian friend of mine once... 08-05-2010, 12:03 PM

TheBig3 What the **** does she do in... 08-05-2010, 01:14 PM

Janszoon Apparently she has successful... 08-05-2010, 02:17 PM

bungalow good thread. 08-05-2010, 12:18 PM

James No. Vaginas and Penises are... 08-05-2010, 01:17 PM

NumberNineDream ^Prude is a big fan. She even... 08-05-2010, 01:45 PM

Freebase Dali Penis look best inside vagina. 08-05-2010, 02:21 PM

SATCHMO I personally find mine to be... 08-05-2010, 03:14 PM

Freebase Dali :rofl: 08-05-2010, 03:16 PM

TheBig3 In some places its the basis... 08-05-2010, 03:39 PM

Freebase Dali Hahaha... There's no way that... 08-05-2010, 03:42 PM

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LoathsomePete You can also sometimes find... 08-05-2010, 03:46 PM

TheBig3 Well Calvin approves either... 08-05-2010, 03:47 PM

Freebase Dali I don't know what it is about... 08-05-2010, 03:50 PM

VEGANGELICA Aww...that's very sweet! ... 08-05-2010, 05:12 PM

jackhammer I have heard that... 08-06-2010, 06:46 PM

bannister I love H.R. Giger. Birth... 08-06-2010, 11:48 PM

TheBig3 Well structurally its a... 08-05-2010, 03:53 PM

adidasss Maybe we just see penises... 08-05-2010, 03:56 PM

TheBig3 Pics or its lies. 08-05-2010, 04:02 PM

adidasss That's pretty homo Brennan. :| 08-05-2010, 04:03 PM

TheBig3 you know who'd say that? A... 08-05-2010, 04:07 PM

Sansa Stark aww yeahhhh...... 08-05-2010, 04:10 PM

storymilo Well I don't view them as... 08-05-2010, 05:25 PM

NSW Penises are fantastic. I... 08-05-2010, 06:50 PM

RVCA they're even in our... 08-05-2010, 07:01 PM

Kirby I'm not attracted to penises,... 08-05-2010, 09:05 PM

SATCHMO Hang out with yer' wang out? 08-05-2010, 09:09 PM

TheBig3 you know, you try to have a... 08-05-2010, 09:16 PM

Kirby You know it, my good sir. 08-05-2010, 09:23 PM

Freebase Dali Chill out with your dill out.... 08-05-2010, 09:15 PM

TheCunningStunt Rock out with your cock out!... 08-05-2010, 09:16 PM

Janszoon Funk out with your junk out! 08-05-2010, 09:59 PM

James Jam out with your clam out.... 08-06-2010, 06:46 AM

TheCunningStunt Great minds etc.. 08-06-2010, 07:40 AM

SATCHMO Jam out with your clam out? ... 08-05-2010, 09:17 PM

Dr.Seussicide Satch, and big3. Your pics.... 08-05-2010, 09:28 PM

TheBig3 Why thank you. ;) 08-05-2010, 09:34 PM

Alfred There are things uglier than... 08-07-2010, 12:31 AM

Dr_Rez Such as? 08-07-2010, 01:10 AM

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boo boo I don't get why people find... 08-09-2010, 05:40 AM

boo boo And wtf Tore wtf? Well at... 08-09-2010, 06:03 AM

Guybrush This is because the duck's... 08-09-2010, 06:04 AM

TheBig3 I was thinking about this... 08-24-2010, 04:01 PM

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Scarlett O\'Hara I've just made one up: ... 08-06-2010, 07:51 AM

James Hit out with your clit out... 08-06-2010, 06:20 PM

SATCHMO ^^^ and to think those are... 08-06-2010, 07:00 PM

Zaqarbal "Do you think penises are... 08-06-2010, 07:26 PM

hissundaygirl09. ehh it depends 08-06-2010, 10:36 PM

jackhammer I have a couple of Giger... 08-06-2010, 07:29 PM

storymilo So that penis actually... has... 08-06-2010, 07:28 PM

Nine Black Poppies I wouldn't choose them for... 08-07-2010, 02:15 AM

The Abominable Homan I'm fine with the way they... 08-07-2010, 11:27 AM

Guybrush At least human ding dongs are... 08-07-2010, 11:30 AM

TheBig3 c'mon guys, some of us eat... 08-07-2010, 05:02 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media... 08-07-2010, 05:17 PM

TheBig3 /\ Exactly right. 08-07-2010, 05:20 PM

CanwllCorfe Tough answer! Some are, some... 08-07-2010, 05:20 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara I was eating when I saw... 08-07-2010, 05:21 PM

Seltzer I was eating Hell pizza when... 08-07-2010, 09:01 PM

Urban Hat€monger ? We do have these now 08-07-2010, 09:58 PM

Guybrush Oh right. To be honest, I... 08-09-2010, 03:01 AM

VEGANGELICA Wait. I thought dogs pretty... 08-09-2010, 04:58 AM

Guybrush Alright alright! They have... 08-09-2010, 05:02 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara They do? Then how do you... 08-09-2010, 05:03 AM

Guybrush They flop out when they're... 08-09-2010, 05:33 AM

FETCHER. This monkey and dog **** is... 08-09-2010, 04:59 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara "Both the male and female... 08-09-2010, 04:59 AM

FETCHER. Great minds, think alike. 08-09-2010, 05:04 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara Too right! :beer: 08-09-2010, 05:09 AM

FETCHER. Lmao!!!! "Both the male and... 08-09-2010, 05:00 AM

TheCunningStunt I voted no because I like to... 08-09-2010, 05:34 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara Why doesn't MB have a damn... 08-09-2010, 05:36 AM

TheCunningStunt If it makes it better, I made... 08-09-2010, 07:40 PM

Zaqarbal Sharks have two penises.... 08-09-2010, 07:36 PM

boo boo Such lovely conversations we... 08-09-2010, 06:06 AM

TheBig3 The phrase: Spoiler - Goose... 08-09-2010, 07:03 PM

Dr.Seussicide Because I saw this, everybody... 08-09-2010, 07:46 PM

Zaqarbal Let's return to good taste.... 08-09-2010, 08:12 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara I've already seen it YOU... 08-09-2010, 08:30 PM

Dr.Seussicide Why in God's name is it SO... 08-09-2010, 08:35 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Please I beg of you, for the... 08-09-2010, 08:35 PM

Zaqarbal I know how you feel. Those... 08-09-2010, 09:09 PM

Dr.Seussicide Hmmm, you really are strange... 08-09-2010, 09:11 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara You are the crazy cat lady of... 08-09-2010, 09:11 PM

Janszoon Sup guys! ... 08-09-2010, 09:13 PM

Dr.Seussicide Why would you eat AND look at... 08-09-2010, 08:37 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara :rofl: I'm eating meat,... 08-09-2010, 08:38 PM

Dr.Seussicide I'm intrigued, but I believe... 08-09-2010, 08:40 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara :rofl: Why did I make this... 08-09-2010, 09:15 PM

Dr.Seussicide I'm eating fucking popcorn... 08-09-2010, 09:16 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Why the sea is salty: ... 08-09-2010, 09:17 PM

TheCunningStunt That looks like me in the... 08-09-2010, 09:17 PM

Freebase Dali How unfortunate. 08-09-2010, 09:20 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara So are you like, interracial? 08-09-2010, 09:20 PM

Janszoon Or maybe he just has a... 08-09-2010, 09:23 PM

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Zaqarbal http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2... 08-09-2010, 10:35 PM

TumorAttitude No lie, the whale penis is my... 08-24-2010, 06:50 PM

Alfred This became an animal... 08-09-2010, 10:45 PM

TheCunningStunt Quit complaining.... 08-09-2010, 10:47 PM

Zaqarbal Yes, that's not normal. ... 08-09-2010, 11:22 PM

VEGANGELICA Ha ha! That was clever...and... 08-11-2010, 05:38 AM

SATCHMO Everybody STOP!!!!! and... 08-09-2010, 11:30 PM

Dr_Rez I have seen some pretty crazy... 08-10-2010, 12:37 AM

bungalow psh. darrell strawberry looks... 08-10-2010, 12:50 AM

Guybrush The animal with the largest... 08-10-2010, 01:46 AM

Dr_Rez The poor things are attached... 08-10-2010, 03:13 AM

midnight rain It also made for a classic... 08-10-2010, 08:50 AM

FETCHER. this thread is ****ing vile.... 08-10-2010, 08:02 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara I think we need to NSFW it. 08-10-2010, 11:09 PM

Guybrush I'm impressed with how well... 08-11-2010, 01:19 AM

Dwindhym They're fantastical and... 08-23-2010, 05:35 PM

Guybrush http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7mkD... 08-24-2010, 02:01 AM

Sansa Stark Holy ****ing ****, I want... 08-23-2010, 07:27 PM

Dwindhym DREAMS DO COME TRUE! My... 08-24-2010, 06:28 AM

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TheBig3 Sure, I'm not arguing that... 08-28-2010, 10:00 AM

Consolator I think I've been scarred... 08-29-2010, 01:39 AM

Sansa Stark I thought women usually name... 08-29-2010, 01:46 AM

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chiron Mine is pretty ugly but its... 08-30-2010, 05:06 AM

Dr_Rez Hey be nice to yourself. Im... 08-30-2010, 12:33 PM

anti-war94 I'm gonna go ahead say it... 09-01-2010, 09:21 PM

Freebase Dali The appeal is less aesthetic... 09-01-2010, 09:32 PM

anti-war94 That's true. 09-01-2010, 09:33 PM

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crash_override Little boy penis FTW? 09-01-2010, 10:02 PM

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08-05-2010, 06:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	I reckon so. Not just because I'm straight and therefore aren't attracted to them, but I've just never been able to comprehend the appeal. I feel the same way about vaginas though. Vaginas just look like a ham sandwich which has been stepped on. __________________

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