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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:40 AM   #81 (permalink)
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I don't get why people find genitalia ugly. Vaginas are wonderful. I don't know what the popular consensus is regarding good sized labia but they always make me hungry for a philly cheese steak. And the clitoris is basically a shy penis.

Penises are awesome, I understand the appeal.

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Old 08-09-2010, 07:03 AM   #82 (permalink)
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And wtf Tore wtf?

Well at least you didn't show us a duck's penis. Those are just freaky.
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Old 08-09-2010, 07:04 AM   #83 (permalink)
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No penis is as weird looking as a duck's though.
This is because the duck's penis has a different origin from our own. By that, I mean that with dogs, we have a common ancestor who had a penis and it evolved a little differently in the line that would become dogs than it did in the line that would give rise to humans .. But the penis of the duck is something completely different.

Birds only have one hole down there, the cloaca, where everything happens. **** comes out of it, eggs come out of it and sperm has to come in/out of it. Most male birds are able to portrude their cloacas so that they can penetrate the females with it while geese and duck males have evolved this penis that they use. I guess it's evolutionary origin is the cloaca, so it's a portrution evolved from the intestinal wall near the hole or something like that.

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Such lovely conversations we have here.
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The phrase: Spoiler - Goose Wiener is never not shocking.
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I voted no because I like to look at mine in the bath and pretend it's a shark.
Sharks have two penises. Really.

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Old 08-09-2010, 08:40 PM   #87 (permalink)
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If it makes it better, I made it swim in the bath whilst humming the Jaws theme.
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At least human ding dongs are nicer than many animal schlongs. For example rat and dog wieners are not exactly prettier.



At least I don't think they are!
Because I saw this, everybody needs to.
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:12 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Let's return to good taste. Ancient Greek pottery:



At the National Archaeological Museum in Ferrara (Italy).


There is a lot of "phallic art" at the museums. Prehistoric, Egyptian, Graeco-Roman, Pre-Columbian, Asian, etc...

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Old 08-09-2010, 09:30 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Because I saw this, everybody needs to.
I've already seen it YOU AS$HOLE!!!!
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