I don't get why people find genitalia ugly. Vaginas are wonderful. I don't know what the popular consensus is regarding good sized labia but they always make me hungry for a philly cheese steak. And the clitoris is basically a shy penis.

Penises are awesome, I understand the appeal.

"You know how many foods are shaped like d*cks? The best kinds."

And wtf Tore wtf?

Well at least you didn't show us a duck's penis. Those are just freaky.

This is because the duck's penis has a different origin from our own. By that, I mean that with dogs, we have a common ancestor who had a penis and it evolved a little differently in the line that would become dogs than it did in the line that would give rise to humans .. But the penis of the duck is something completely different.

Birds only have one hole down there, the cloaca, where everything happens. **** comes out of it, eggs come out of it and sperm has to come in/out of it. Most male birds are able to portrude their cloacas so that they can penetrate the females with it while geese and duck males have evolved this penis that they use. I guess it's evolutionary origin is the cloaca, so it's a portrution evolved from the intestinal wall near the hole or something like that.

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Such lovely conversations we have here.

The phrase: Spoiler - Goose Wiener is never not shocking.

Sharks have two penises. Really.

If it makes it better, I made it swim in the bath whilst humming the Jaws theme.

Because I saw this, everybody needs to.

Let's return to good taste. Ancient Greek pottery:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...%2C_sala_5.jpg

At the National Archaeological Museum in Ferrara (Italy).


There is a lot of "phallic art" at the museums. Prehistoric, Egyptian, Graeco-Roman, Pre-Columbian, Asian, etc...


Guess who took the photo? Click! Yess!

I've already seen it YOU AS$HOLE!!!! :laughing: