Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW)

TheBig3 · 08-07-2010, 06:02 PM

c'mon guys, some of us eat and surf.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 08-07-2010, 06:17 PM

TheBig3 · 08-07-2010, 06:20 PM

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Exactly right.

CanwllCorfe · 08-07-2010, 06:20 PM

Tough answer! Some are, some aren't. Same story for vaginas and.. pretty much everything else.

Mine's dashing though.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 08-07-2010, 06:21 PM

I was eating when I saw Tore's picture, DAMMIT TORE! If I wanted to see a dog penis I'd go to an animal bestiality website.

Dr_Rez · 08-07-2010, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfred

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You got me there. Well Played.

Seltzer · 08-07-2010, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I was eating when I saw Tore's picture, DAMMIT TORE! If I wanted to see a dog penis I'd go to an animal bestiality website.

I was eating Hell pizza when I saw it... still, my fault for clicking on a thread with ding dongs in the title

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-07-2010, 10:58 PM

Spoiler for guess what:

Guybrush · 08-09-2010, 04:01 AM

Oh right. To be honest, I didn't automatically think people would react that way. I sometimes forget not everyone studies biology.

Comparing the aesthetics of the human penis to that of the dog's is perhaps a bit unfair to the dogs. They are not our closest relatives and don't have sex the same way, so a more fair comparison may be to that of the bonobo.

Spoiler for bonobo showing his schlong:

I still think the human schlong is nicer.

VEGANGELICA · 08-09-2010, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by tore

Comparing the aesthetics of the human penis to that of the dog's is perhaps a bit unfair to the dogs. They are not our closest relatives and don't have sex the same way, so a more fair comparison may be to that of the bonobo.

Wait. I thought dogs pretty much have sex like humans do. ??

About Dog Sex:

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Reproduction and sex in dogs and cats

The Tie: Unlike cat sex, which is a wham bam deal, dogs take their time, and once a male successfully penetrates the female (in an inexperienced male this may take some time or even some guidence from a human) there is a bulbous gland at the base of the penis that swells locking it into the vagina. To get more comfortable, the male will usually do a little dance step over the rump of the female and end up facing away from her...this is called the "tie" and naturally lasts about 3-20 minutes. Both the male and female will often have a very special look on their faces.

They don't call it "doggy style" for nothing!

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08-07-2010, 06:02 PM	#61 (permalink)
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Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	__________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	/\ Exactly right. __________________ I've moved to a new address

08-07-2010, 06:20 PM	#64 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	Tough answer! Some are, some aren't. Same story for vaginas and.. pretty much everything else. Mine's dashing though. __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

08-07-2010, 06:21 PM	#65 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I was eating when I saw Tore's picture, DAMMIT TORE! If I wanted to see a dog penis I'd go to an animal bestiality website. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

08-07-2010, 10:58 PM	#68 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Spoiler for guess what: We do have these now __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

08-09-2010, 04:01 AM	#69 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Oh right. To be honest, I didn't automatically think people would react that way. I sometimes forget not everyone studies biology. Comparing the aesthetics of the human penis to that of the dog's is perhaps a bit unfair to the dogs. They are not our closest relatives and don't have sex the same way, so a more fair comparison may be to that of the bonobo. Spoiler for bonobo showing his schlong: I still think the human schlong is nicer. __________________ Something Completely Different