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c'mon guys, some of us eat and surf.

Tough answer! Some are, some aren't. Same story for vaginas and.. pretty much everything else.

Mine's dashing though.

I was eating when I saw Tore's picture, DAMMIT TORE! If I wanted to see a dog penis I'd go to an animal bestiality website.

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Originally Posted by Alfred (Post 914631)

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You got me there. Well Played.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 914880)

I was eating when I saw Tore's picture, DAMMIT TORE! If I wanted to see a dog penis I'd go to an animal bestiality website.

I was eating Hell pizza when I saw it... still, my fault for clicking on a thread with ding dongs in the title :D

Spoiler for guess what:

Oh right. To be honest, I didn't automatically think people would react that way. I sometimes forget not everyone studies biology. ;)

Comparing the aesthetics of the human penis to that of the dog's is perhaps a bit unfair to the dogs. They are not our closest relatives and don't have sex the same way, so a more fair comparison may be to that of the bonobo.

Spoiler for bonobo showing his schlong:

I still think the human schlong is nicer.

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 915705)

Comparing the aesthetics of the human penis to that of the dog's is perhaps a bit unfair to the dogs. They are not our closest relatives and don't have sex the same way, so a more fair comparison may be to that of the bonobo.

Wait. I thought dogs pretty much have sex like humans do. ??

About Dog Sex:

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Reproduction and sex in dogs and cats

The Tie: Unlike cat sex, which is a wham bam deal, dogs take their time, and once a male successfully penetrates the female (in an inexperienced male this may take some time or even some guidence from a human) there is a bulbous gland at the base of the penis that swells locking it into the vagina. To get more comfortable, the male will usually do a little dance step over the rump of the female and end up facing away from her...this is called the "tie" and naturally lasts about 3-20 minutes. Both the male and female will often have a very special look on their faces.

They don't call it "doggy style" for nothing! :p: