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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:28 PM   #51 (permalink)
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So that penis actually... has it's own penis. That could go on for a while.
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:29 PM   #52 (permalink)
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^^^ and to think those are some of Geiger's less suggestive pieces.
I have a couple of Giger books and they definitely ARE tame for him but I couldn't find pics online.
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Old 08-06-2010, 11:36 PM   #53 (permalink)
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"Do you think penises are ugly?"

Everything is relative. But if the ancient Greeks and Romans said "no", that works for me. This bronze Roman ding dong (never better said) is at the British Museum (London):
ehh it depends
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:48 AM   #54 (permalink)
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I have heard that subconsciously a lot of art has sexual connatations and even mechanical designs are designed with procreation in mind. IE Enter or be entered.

H.R Giger is probably one of the best artists to base almost all of his art on some sort of sexual level:
I love H.R. Giger. Birth Machine is probably my favorite, though.
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:31 AM   #55 (permalink)
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There are things uglier than my member.
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Old 08-07-2010, 02:10 AM   #56 (permalink)
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There are things uglier than my member.
Such as?
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Old 08-07-2010, 03:15 AM   #57 (permalink)
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I wouldn't choose them for wall decor but they have a certain charm.
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:21 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:27 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I'm fine with the way they look, and rather like mine. Like some people have said, I wouldn't call penises beautiful or anything, but certainly not ugly either.

Some of that Giger art is great too, by the way.
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:30 PM   #60 (permalink)
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At least human ding dongs are nicer than many animal schlongs. For example rat and dog wieners are not exactly prettier.



At least I don't think they are!
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