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storymilo 08-06-2010 07:28 PM

So that penis actually... has it's own penis. That could go on for a while.

jackhammer 08-06-2010 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 914281)
^^^ and to think those are some of Geiger's less suggestive pieces.

I have a couple of Giger books and they definitely ARE tame for him but I couldn't find pics online.

hissundaygirl09. 08-06-2010 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 914320)
"Do you think penises are ugly?"

Everything is relative. But if the ancient Greeks and Romans said "no", that works for me. This bronze Roman ding dong (never better said) is at the British Museum (London):

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/831/tintinabulum02.jpg

ehh it depends

bannister 08-06-2010 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 914270)
I have heard that subconsciously a lot of art has sexual connatations and even mechanical designs are designed with procreation in mind. IE Enter or be entered.

H.R Giger is probably one of the best artists to base almost all of his art on some sort of sexual level:

http://blogs.ink19.com/strokeofmidni...hr-giger-7.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...th_machine.jpg

I love H.R. Giger. Birth Machine is probably my favorite, though.

Alfred 08-07-2010 12:31 AM

There are things uglier than my member.

Dr_Rez 08-07-2010 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Alfred (Post 914465)
There are things uglier than my member.

Such as?

Nine Black Poppies 08-07-2010 02:15 AM

I wouldn't choose them for wall decor but they have a certain charm.

Alfred 08-07-2010 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 914478)
Such as?

Moderator cut: image removed

The Abominable Homan 08-07-2010 11:27 AM

I'm fine with the way they look, and rather like mine. Like some people have said, I wouldn't call penises beautiful or anything, but certainly not ugly either.

Some of that Giger art is great too, by the way.

Guybrush 08-07-2010 11:30 AM

At least human ding dongs are nicer than many animal schlongs. For example rat and dog wieners are not exactly prettier.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._penis_new.jpg

At least I don't think they are!


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