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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 08-05-2010, 10:34 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Satch, and big3. Your pics. They're awfully wide.
Why thank you.
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Old 08-05-2010, 10:56 PM   #42 (permalink)
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hmmm it depends
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Old 08-05-2010, 10:59 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Rock out with your cock out!
Funk out with your junk out!
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:46 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Funk out with your junk out!
Jam out with your clam out.
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:40 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I didn't want the thread to appear exist.
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Jam out with your clam out?

Edit: Just tryin' to be equal opportunity, and such.
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:51 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I've just made one up:

Jump out with your pump out!
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:20 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Hit out with your clit out anyone?
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:46 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I don't know what it is about man's need to place phallic imagery everywhere like monuments to virility or something. It's as though it's an innate urge that starts in some people when they're in grade school and can't resist drawing penises on the walls of bathroom stalls. Is it just that the designers of these monuments evolved from being one of these penis-drawing kids, or something more?
I have heard that subconsciously a lot of art has sexual connatations and even mechanical designs are designed with procreation in mind. IE Enter or be entered.

H.R Giger is probably one of the best artists to base almost all of his art on some sort of sexual level:


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Old 08-06-2010, 08:00 PM   #49 (permalink)
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^^^ and to think those are some of Geiger's less suggestive pieces.
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:26 PM   #50 (permalink)
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"Do you think penises are ugly?"

Everything is relative. But if the ancient Greeks and Romans said "no", that works for me. This bronze Roman ding dong (never better said) is at the British Museum (London):


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