Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW)

NSW · 08-05-2010, 07:50 PM

Penises are fantastic. I honestly don't understand how anyone could think they were ugly.

RVCA · 08-05-2010, 08:01 PM

they're even in our children's videogames

this one has arms and likes to dance

Kirby · 08-05-2010, 10:05 PM

I'm not attracted to penises, but I do like to hang out with mine. (or hang mine out, or what have you)
I don't think they're pretty or anything.

SATCHMO · 08-05-2010, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirby

I'm not attracted to penises, but I do like to hang out with mine. (or hang mine out, or what have you)
I don't think they're pretty or anything.

Hang out with yer' wang out?

Freebase Dali · 08-05-2010, 10:15 PM

Chill out with your dill out.

But yea, personally, I don't think penises look all that great. I don't really stare at mine in awe and get inspired to paint a portrait or anything. I like my dick, but it's not for any kind of aesthetic reason.
Do I think it's ugly? I dunno... not in comparison with anyone else's dick or anything, but I'm a guy and aside from knowing that it serves a purpose, I have no other comments to it. It's like asking if I think my middle finger looks good. Does it have to? No. And it still does the job.

TheBig3 · 08-05-2010, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Hang out with yer' wang out?

you know, you try to have a classy conversation and Satchmo comes in here with that street jive and ruins it for everyone.

TheCunningStunt · 08-05-2010, 10:16 PM

Rock out with your cock out!

Yeah, I suppose they are ugly. But so are wannies. So meh, which one is more unattractive? A pipe or an axe wound...

SATCHMO · 08-05-2010, 10:17 PM

Jam out with your clam out?

Edit: Just tryin' to be equal opportunity, and such.

Kirby · 08-05-2010, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Hang out with yer' wang out?

You know it, my good sir.

Dr.Seussicide · 08-05-2010, 10:28 PM

Satch, and big3. Your pics. They're awfully wide.

View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes	5	13.89%
No	25	69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude.	6	16.67%
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08-05-2010, 07:50 PM	#31 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	Penises are fantastic. I honestly don't understand how anyone could think they were ugly. __________________ Hi.

08-05-2010, 10:05 PM	#33 (permalink)
Kirby Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Forest Park, GA Posts: 1,637	I'm not attracted to penises, but I do like to hang out with mine. (or hang mine out, or what have you) I don't think they're pretty or anything. __________________ ::KirbyISAlmighty::

08-05-2010, 10:16 PM	#37 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Rock out with your cock out! Yeah, I suppose they are ugly. But so are wannies. So meh, which one is more unattractive? A pipe or an axe wound... __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

08-05-2010, 10:28 PM	#40 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	Satch, and big3. Your pics. They're awfully wide. __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

08-05-2010, 08:01 PM	#32 (permalink)
RVCA （￣ー￣） Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,270	they're even in our children's videogames this one has arms and likes to dance

08-05-2010, 10:15 PM	#35 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Chill out with your dill out. But yea, personally, I don't think penises look all that great. I don't really stare at mine in awe and get inspired to paint a portrait or anything. I like my dick, but it's not for any kind of aesthetic reason. Do I think it's ugly? I dunno... not in comparison with anyone else's dick or anything, but I'm a guy and aside from knowing that it serves a purpose, I have no other comments to it. It's like asking if I think my middle finger looks good. Does it have to? No. And it still does the job.

08-05-2010, 10:17 PM	#38 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	Jam out with your clam out? Edit: Just tryin' to be equal opportunity, and such.