Penises are fantastic. I honestly don't understand how anyone could think they were ugly.

they're even in our children's videogames

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...shot_large.jpg

this one has arms and likes to dance

I'm not attracted to penises, but I do like to hang out with mine. (or hang mine out, or what have you)
I don't think they're pretty or anything.

Hang out with yer' wang out?

Chill out with your dill out.

But yea, personally, I don't think penises look all that great. I don't really stare at mine in awe and get inspired to paint a portrait or anything. I like my dick, but it's not for any kind of aesthetic reason.
Do I think it's ugly? I dunno... not in comparison with anyone else's dick or anything, but I'm a guy and aside from knowing that it serves a purpose, I have no other comments to it. It's like asking if I think my middle finger looks good. Does it have to? No. And it still does the job.

you know, you try to have a classy conversation and Satchmo comes in here with that street jive and ruins it for everyone.

Rock out with your cock out!

Yeah, I suppose they are ugly. But so are wannies. So meh, which one is more unattractive? A pipe or an axe wound...

Jam out with your clam out?

Edit: Just tryin' to be equal opportunity, and such.

You know it, my good sir.

Satch, and big3. Your pics. They're awfully wide.