Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW)

~~James~~ · 08-05-2010, 02:17 PM

No. Vaginas and Penises are both rather fetching. None of them are ugly anyway, that's just stupid, if you honestly believed that you'd be celibate.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 08-05-2010, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bannister

and, I like smoother better. A vein or two in there is nice, but veins everywhere freak me the **** out.

this

I love penises though, I think they're wonderful

NumberNineDream · 08-05-2010, 02:45 PM

^Prude is a big fan. She even has some posters hanging up on her walls.

**Janszoon** · 08-05-2010, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

What the **** does she do in her lab?

Apparently she has successful experiments with vaginas.

Freebase Dali · 08-05-2010, 03:21 PM

Penis look best inside vagina.

SATCHMO · 08-05-2010, 04:14 PM

I personally find mine to be quite handsome. I even took it to Sears one day because I got some coupons in the mail for a photo package. Apparently I misunderstood what they meant by that and I'm not allowed in Sears anymore. It sure looked real nice next to that Christmas tree, though.

Freebase Dali · 08-05-2010, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

I personally find mine to be quite handsome. I even took it to Sears one day because I got some coupons in the mail for a photo package. Apparently I misunderstood what they meant by that and I'm not allowed in Sears anymore. It sure looked real nice next to that Christmas tree, though.

TheBig3 · 08-05-2010, 04:39 PM

In some places its the basis for architecture and plumbing.

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Freebase Dali · 08-05-2010, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

In some places its the basis for architecture and plumbing.

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Hahaha... There's no way that wasn't intentional.
Kinda like that stuff in Disney flicks.

LoathsomePete · 08-05-2010, 04:46 PM

You can also sometimes find them at monuments.

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08-05-2010, 02:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	No. Vaginas and Penises are both rather fetching. None of them are ugly anyway, that's just stupid, if you honestly believed that you'd be celibate.

08-05-2010, 03:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Penis look best inside vagina.

08-05-2010, 04:14 PM	#16 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	I personally find mine to be quite handsome. I even took it to Sears one day because I got some coupons in the mail for a photo package. Apparently I misunderstood what they meant by that and I'm not allowed in Sears anymore. It sure looked real nice next to that Christmas tree, though.