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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:21 PM   #151 (permalink)
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I'm gonna go ahead say it about, not just a Penis, but all private parts.
I don't get it. What's the appeal in it?
Like, it's just ugly.
I don't know.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:32 PM   #152 (permalink)
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I'm gonna go ahead say it about, not just a Penis, but all private parts.
I don't get it. What's the appeal in it?
Like, it's just ugly.
I don't know.
The appeal is less aesthetic than it is sexual.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:33 PM   #153 (permalink)
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The appeal is less aesthetic than it is sexual.
That's true.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:49 PM   #154 (permalink)
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I think penises are nice looking, especially when they're all smoooooooooooth and not veiny

dat ****s gross
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:02 PM   #155 (permalink)
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I think penises are nice looking, especially when they're all smoooooooooooth and not veiny

dat ****s gross
Little boy penis FTW?
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:13 PM   #156 (permalink)
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ew no, I mean not like super duper veiny, some veins are okay
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:19 PM   #157 (permalink)
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ew no, I mean not like super duper veiny, some veins are okay
I don't think there's a Vein Limit Consortium or anything... I mean.. how many veins is too many veins? Every schlong worth its weight will have some veins. I don't think I've ever seen a biological organ with "too many veins" on it though. And since you don't get any fat or lack of fat on the penis, I'm really at a loss as to what's "too veiny".
I guess someone with really under-developed veins could be just your type though?
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:34 PM   #158 (permalink)
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All i know is, if you come to resent the penis you're banging, it's time to end the relationship.
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:37 PM   #159 (permalink)
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All i know is, if you come to resent the penis you're banging, it's time to end the relationship.
That should be etched in marble over the entrance to some public building somewhere.
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Old 09-02-2010, 03:44 AM   #160 (permalink)
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That should be etched in marble over the entrance to some public building somewhere.
I second this.

It really is profound.
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