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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:13 AM   #121 (permalink)
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The animal with the largest penis relative to body size is a barnacle.



That's an interesting bit of penis trivia (I think)
The poor things are attached to a rock year round and not able to mate with themselves. Its only fair there penis is so large.
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:58 AM   #122 (permalink)
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Nah. I like the creamy center.
I know a girl who's nickname was Ding Dong because of these cakes.
She's not ugly at all, if that helps.

Story Behind the name:
Me, her, and another girl all had nicknames after different snack cakes.
Snowballs (Me), Ding Dong and Ho-Ho.

Good times.
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:02 AM   #123 (permalink)
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this thread is ****ing vile. not something i like to see in the first our of waking up.
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:50 AM   #124 (permalink)
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The animal with the largest penis relative to body size is a barnacle.



That's an interesting bit of penis trivia (I think)
It also made for a classic House line.

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Old 08-11-2010, 12:09 AM   #125 (permalink)
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this thread is ****ing vile. not something i like to see in the first our of waking up.
I think we need to NSFW it.
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Old 08-11-2010, 02:19 AM   #126 (permalink)
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I'm impressed with how well this turned out. When I wake up, sit down with my computer, rub the snot out of my eyes while checking MB and one of the first things I see is an erect bat-penis, well .. I know it's gonna be a good day.

I'll add (NSFW) to the title!
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Old 08-11-2010, 06:38 AM   #127 (permalink)
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Ha ha! That was clever...and reminds me why I'm leary of going swimming in public swimming pools. Bathing in the body fluids of others...eechhh.

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That's really quite a stunning chandelier, Zaqarbal. It reminds me of a show I wanted to see the last time I was in London, because I was sure it would have been amusing and memorable:

Puppetry of the Penis:

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The theatrical contortion of the male genitalia (penis, scrotum, and testicles) into various positions along with comedic narration has since spread internationally. It is humorously called "**** Trick" or "genital origami," referring to the flexibility of the human penis, testicles and scrotum.

Due to the overwhelming success of the show the business was was expanded to cater for private parties delighting hen's nights around Australia.
"Hen's nights!" I'd never heard of such a thing. I suspect The Penis is the human body part that has gained the most laughs throughout human history. The first stand-up comedian!
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Old 08-23-2010, 06:35 PM   #128 (permalink)
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They're fantastical and magical. Every morning I get to wake up to a raging fiery lizard thing between my legs. **** yeah. The only thing that could make it better would be if I tattooed it to look like a dragon.
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:27 PM   #129 (permalink)
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Holy ****ing ****, I want that chandelier! that is EXCELLENT brb postin in things that are unattainable thread
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:01 AM   #130 (permalink)
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They're fantastical and magical. Every morning I get to wake up to a raging fiery lizard thing between my legs. **** yeah. The only thing that could make it better would be if I tattooed it to look like a dragon.
Spoiler for TATTOOED PENIS! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!:
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