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Originally Posted by tore (Post 916379)

The animal with the largest penis relative to body size is a barnacle.

http://www.bogleech.com/nature/barnacle-penis.jpg

That's an interesting bit of penis trivia :) (I think)

The poor things are attached to a rock year round and not able to mate with themselves. Its only fair there penis is so large.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 913240)

Nah. I like the creamy center.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vBiL4nSwNB...dongs_300w.jpg

I know a girl who's nickname was Ding Dong because of these cakes.
She's not ugly at all, if that helps.

Story Behind the name:
Me, her, and another girl all had nicknames after different snack cakes.
Snowballs (Me), Ding Dong and Ho-Ho.

Good times.

this thread is ****ing vile. not something i like to see in the first our of waking up.

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 916379)

The animal with the largest penis relative to body size is a barnacle.

http://www.bogleech.com/nature/barnacle-penis.jpg

That's an interesting bit of penis trivia :) (I think)

It also made for a classic House line. :rofl:

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House: "Did you know that relative to its size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal?"

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Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 916446)

this thread is ****ing vile. not something i like to see in the first our of waking up.

I think we need to NSFW it.

I'm impressed with how well this turned out. When I wake up, sit down with my computer, rub the snot out of my eyes while checking MB and one of the first things I see is an erect bat-penis, well .. I know it's gonna be a good day.

I'll add (NSFW) to the title!

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 916264)

Why the sea is salty:

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Ha ha! That was clever...and reminds me why I'm leary of going swimming in public swimming pools. Bathing in the body fluids of others...eechhh.

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Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 916344)

Proving the penis artistic value (one more time):

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That's really quite a stunning chandelier, Zaqarbal. It reminds me of a show I wanted to see the last time I was in London, because I was sure it would have been amusing and memorable:

Puppetry of the Penis:

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Puppetry of the Penis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The theatrical contortion of the male genitalia (penis, scrotum, and testicles) into various positions along with comedic narration has since spread internationally. It is humorously called "**** Trick" or "genital origami," referring to the flexibility of the human penis, testicles and scrotum.

Due to the overwhelming success of the show the business was was expanded to cater for private parties delighting hen's nights around Australia.

"Hen's nights!" :laughing: I'd never heard of such a thing. I suspect The Penis is the human body part that has gained the most laughs throughout human history. The first stand-up comedian! ;)

They're fantastical and magical. Every morning I get to wake up to a raging fiery lizard thing between my legs. **** yeah. The only thing that could make it better would be if I tattooed it to look like a dragon.

Holy ****ing ****, I want that chandelier! that is EXCELLENT brb postin in things that are unattainable thread

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Originally Posted by Dwindhym (Post 922132)

Spoiler for TATTOOED PENIS! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!: