Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW)

TheCunningStunt · 08-09-2010, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

*Notes black and white colored animal avatar*

That makes me a sad panda.

Dr.Seussicide · 08-09-2010, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

psst... Michael Jackson had vitiligo.

Thanks for the save

Zaqarbal · 08-09-2010, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Why the sea is salty:

Spoiler for Free Willy:

Not his best day:

Alfred · 08-09-2010, 11:45 PM

This became an animal softcore thread rather quickly.

TheCunningStunt · 08-09-2010, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfred

This became an animal softcore thread rather quickly.

Quit complaining.

Zaqarbal · 08-10-2010, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

Why in God's name is it SO RED?

Yes, that's not normal.

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Proving the penis artistic value (one more time):

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SATCHMO · 08-10-2010, 12:30 AM

Everybody STOP!!!!!

and reconvene here in 20 minutes.

(Y'all need some quality time with your own genitalia)

Penises are beautiful.

Dr_Rez · 08-10-2010, 01:37 AM

I have seen some pretty crazy threads here over the years but this one takes the cake.

~~bungalow~~ · 08-10-2010, 01:50 AM

psh. darrell strawberry looks like a penis wearing a shirt is the best penis-concerning thread this forum has ever known.

Guybrush · 08-10-2010, 02:46 AM

The animal with the largest penis relative to body size is a barnacle.

That's an interesting bit of penis trivia

(I think)

edit :

And some more penis trivia, some species of flatworms engage in penis fencing. These species are hermaphroditic so when they engage in sex, either one of them can become inseminated and thus become the mother while the other one becomes the father. None of them actually want to be the mother, so to figure it out, they fence with their penises and try to puncture eachother's skin to deliver the sperm load.

You can see their white, pointy double-schlongs in this picture

View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes	5	13.89%
No	25	69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude.	6	16.67%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

08-09-2010, 11:45 PM	#114 (permalink)
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08-10-2010, 01:37 AM	#118 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	I have seen some pretty crazy threads here over the years but this one takes the cake. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

08-10-2010, 02:46 AM	#120 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	The animal with the largest penis relative to body size is a barnacle. That's an interesting bit of penis trivia (I think) edit : And some more penis trivia, some species of flatworms engage in penis fencing. These species are hermaphroditic so when they engage in sex, either one of them can become inseminated and thus become the mother while the other one becomes the father. None of them actually want to be the mother, so to figure it out, they fence with their penises and try to puncture eachother's skin to deliver the sperm load. You can see their white, pointy double-schlongs in this picture __________________ Something Completely Different

08-10-2010, 12:30 AM	#117 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	Everybody STOP!!!!! and reconvene here in 20 minutes. (Y'all need some quality time with your own genitalia) Penises are beautiful.

08-10-2010, 01:50 AM	#119 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	psh. darrell strawberry looks like a penis wearing a shirt is the best penis-concerning thread this forum has ever known.