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View Poll Results: Can Women Be Funny?
Yes 44 37.61%
No 23 19.66%
Sometimes 20 17.09%
Depends on the woman and situation 30 25.64%
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:15 AM   #311 (permalink)
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Fucking rainbows, lollypops and gummi bears that's what.
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Old 08-14-2010, 07:50 AM   #312 (permalink)
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Women should just stay in the kitchen and shut the **** up.




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Old 08-22-2010, 10:52 AM   #313 (permalink)
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Of course women can be funny!









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Old 08-23-2010, 08:22 AM   #314 (permalink)
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That woman parking a car one is ridiculously horrendous. I don't understand how you get to that stage :| of being so **** a driver.
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:39 AM   #315 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:40 AM   #316 (permalink)
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**** you caveman, I know you laugh at me sometimes... :'(
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Old 08-23-2010, 11:23 AM   #317 (permalink)
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Caught Whitney Cummings' (I know.) stand-up the other night and I have to say I lol'd a few times.

This clip isn't from the bit I watched, but still pretty funny.

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Old 08-23-2010, 01:18 PM   #318 (permalink)
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Caught Whitney Cummings' (I know.) stand-up the other night and I have to say I lol'd a few times.

This clip isn't from the bit I watched, but still pretty funny.
Ha ha! Whitney Cummings' clip *was* pretty funny. I especially laughed when she said the man should pretend to be the nurse, since then he can say something realistic like, "You're going to feel a little prick."

I also like the part when she said she has "the dead eyes" to mock the idea of her man wanting her to act like a stripper, since that would be how a real stripper might look. And the wedding dress quip was amusing, too!
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Can women be funny? When do they find time to make up jokes? If they have time for that they've got time to make my dinner.
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Old 08-23-2010, 07:09 PM   #320 (permalink)
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