Indie Pickup Lines
 

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Credit goes to keith! for showing me these gems. Feel free to post others.

7. “Is your name Janelle? ‘Cuz I bet I can make you moan, eh?”

It's funny because she's awesome.

8. “If I were Pitchfork and you were an album, I’d give you a 9.7. (Sorry, baby. No one gets a perfect 10.)”

Oh god, that's just...amazing.

Hey baby, i'm not clean shaven because i'm square. i had a full beard when all the other hipsters could only grow mustaches.:pimp:

Ha ha ha i have a beard (no mustache)

15. “Let’s make love and listen to Death from Above.”

^Haha, I've actually used this one irl.

did it work?

“If I were Pitchfork and you were an album, I’d give you a 9.7. (Sorry, baby. No one gets a perfect 10.)”

I lol'd

Hey babbeh, why don't you do like Ian Curtis and hang around for a while?

Not cool man! Not cool.

Too soon?