mr dave

why?
- you've deserved it.

why?
- you'll have to get along with the answer I already provided.

why?
- let's move on from this subject.

why?
- you're getting on my nerves.

why?
- The cause and consequence are connected with so complex network that it better to call it destiny. Although I don’t believe in destiny. Please keep your hands on the keyboard at all times during the session.

why?
- Are you going to ask this until you get a satisfactory answer?

why?
- Please don’t repeat yourself.

why?
- Haven’t you noticed? Everybody is plotting against you.

why?
- Are you going to ask this until you get a satisfactory answer?

why?
- That’s all I’m going to say about this.

why?
- Are you going to ask this until you get a satisfactory answer?



pretty weak replies especially where only the 1st and 5th are decent before it starts repeating itself.

also the correct answer is 'because'. or at least that's how a friend of mine aced a university philosophy exam that consisted of the same question. (she had another exam to study for in a class she actually cared about so when she saw that the entirety of the exam was 3 letters and a character she figured she was going to fail anyway and decided against wasting her time pontificating on the depth of the implied possibilities and just whipped out a zinger for a reply, 2 other students answered 'why not?' and got passing grades. those who wrote reams of high minded crap got zeroes.)

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