Bad Translator

Scissorman · 05-11-2010, 01:56 PM

I came across this while looking for an electronic translation tool.

Bad Translator! - Funny Free Translation Tool

This is so funny

Here's what you have to do:

1. Type a text for translation (it has to be at least one sentence)
2. Choose the max number of translations
3. Click translate and be amazed by the results

This program is based on google translator. It translates from English into all the languages (I think) that are available on google translator, and translates back to English again, and so on, until it uses up all the languages. Enjoy!

~~James~~ · 05-11-2010, 02:29 PM

lol this is awesome.

DearJenny · 05-11-2010, 02:38 PM

I found something to waste my afternoon on, thanks!

FETCHER. · 05-11-2010, 05:14 PM

so i was just wondering how this thing works. seems pretty straight forward. i hope i get ****s and giggles from this. yay.

to this:

Are passionate about something. It is very simple. I hope to laugh and diarrhea. November.

lmao, ew

Scissorman · 05-11-2010, 05:27 PM

I am an idiot. I should be studying but instead I'm using this piece of crap. Thank you Google!"

to

"Google me if you want to learn and use for artists get a puppy!"

gunnels · 05-11-2010, 05:34 PM

"Cocks" translates back as "Vice-President"

NumberNineDream · 05-11-2010, 05:37 PM

I had an inspirational message back:

Original: How am I going to try you... Make me laugh!
Translated to: How to give a chance... Laugh?

Scissorman · 05-11-2010, 05:47 PM

"come on, you stupid thing! translate something!" -> "Translation oops!"

storymilo · 05-11-2010, 05:50 PM

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, then my word is sex" (should be poontang but I didn't think it would get it)
TO
"Users can purchase the card"

Now what the hell.

duga · 05-11-2010, 05:54 PM

Original: Today I ate a sandwich. It was tasty, but I wish I put mustard on it. Damn my lack of forethought.

It started as a decent translation, but ended with total irrationality.

Back to ENGLISH : Today, eating sandwiches. This is very good, but I like mustard. Coney I medical absence.

05-11-2010, 01:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scissorman art is sold for money Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 730	Bad Translator I came across this while looking for an electronic translation tool. Bad Translator! - Funny Free Translation Tool This is so funny Here's what you have to do: 1. Type a text for translation (it has to be at least one sentence) 2. Choose the max number of translations 3. Click translate and be amazed by the results This program is based on google translator. It translates from English into all the languages (I think) that are available on google translator, and translates back to English again, and so on, until it uses up all the languages. Enjoy! __________________ facebook Last.fm The Music I make http://www.indabamusic.com/opportuni...missions/52856

05-11-2010, 02:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	I found something to waste my afternoon on, thanks! __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

05-11-2010, 05:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Scissorman art is sold for money Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 730	I am an idiot. I should be studying but instead I'm using this piece of crap. Thank you Google!" to "Google me if you want to learn and use for artists get a puppy!" __________________ facebook Last.fm The Music I make http://www.indabamusic.com/opportuni...missions/52856

05-11-2010, 05:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	I had an inspirational message back: Original: How am I going to try you... Make me laugh! Translated to: How to give a chance... Laugh? __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge Last edited by NumberNineDream; 05-11-2010 at 06:11 PM.

05-11-2010, 05:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Scissorman art is sold for money Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 730	"come on, you stupid thing! translate something!" -> "Translation oops!" __________________ facebook Last.fm The Music I make http://www.indabamusic.com/opportuni...missions/52856

05-11-2010, 02:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	lol this is awesome.

05-11-2010, 05:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, then my word is sex" (should be poontang but I didn't think it would get it) TO "Users can purchase the card" Now what the hell.

05-11-2010, 05:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	Original: Today I ate a sandwich. It was tasty, but I wish I put mustard on it. Damn my lack of forethought. It started as a decent translation, but ended with total irrationality. Back to ENGLISH : Today, eating sandwiches. This is very good, but I like mustard. Coney I medical absence. __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...